When I Buy Something And My Bank Balance Actually Goes Down

FUCKING GETCH OU

💀 MANKIND IS DEAD 💀

🩸 BLOOD IS FUEL 🩸

🔥 HELL IS FULL 🔥

🦐 SHRIMP IS BUGS 🐛

isn't it so funny there's such a thing as "customer service voice"? Like I have to speak to you like a child or you'll rip my face off like a wild chimp

hey sorry if i was offputting and strange and bizarre and weird as fuck last night i was just being myself

fluffy luna moth

Dude has a death wish

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

Today's Sea Lion Is: Critical Hit

i had a dream that due to a botched contract mcdonalds had accidentally agreed to individually sponsor every post on tumblr dot com so the site was unusable because everyone was just posting like 'cock sex cum' and then there'd be a giant integrated SPONSORED BY THE MCDONALDS CORPORATION banner underneath it and mcdonalds was losing millions of dollars on this

The amount of “Belos deserved better :((( my poor baby shouldn’t have died” posts I’m seeing…. Babes,,, he was a fascist who attempted to commit genocide and committed fratricide who knows how many times without remorse. He got EXACTLY what he deserved.