Hey. Don't Cry. I Went To Mad At You Island And None Of Your Friends Were There :)

I think the biggest thing mascot horror things need to get a grip on is the reasonable balance of cute/creepy. The mascot in question needs to be cute enough to realistically be for children but scary enough to actually make for effective horror. Most games always lean too far in either direction and idk maybe it's just me but immersion with these kinds of games are important for me to actually find enjoyment in them.

tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement

Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃

Oops!

You raised your voice slightly to me in an annoyed tone!

I shall now be worried that I'm bothering you and apologizing for the next few hours!

I know that there's a bunch of symbolism and happy endings and an amazing end to an incredible show, but:

Fuck it. So many of you asked for this so I’m delivering. English Willy part 2. Enjoy

(part 1)

happy portal/team fortress 2/my little pony friendship is magic/ fallout day

you jeff the killed it out there dude well done

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted