tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement
Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
My sense of humor is broken, I saw this in a geology presentation and started laughing
Today's Sea Lion Is: Critical Hit
The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.
in case you needed to hear it today:
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)
you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.
you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal
Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.
We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.
fluffy luna moth
I call this one "what if salmon just kept getting worse"
well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.