In Case You Needed To Hear It Today:

being a horror fan that experiences panic inducing paranoia fucking sucks like ill just be like wow i cant wait to go watch scary shadow creature video number 74 and then spend the rest of the night clutching my phone with the flashlight on and playing five nights at freddys 4 in real life

feels so embarrassing to b hyperfixated on your own oc like the smallest thing that reminds you of them has you giggling and kicking your legs and smiling goofy in public but it’s like sorry everyone i was thinking about shmoopsie from my brain again. yeah the one like max 10 ppl know about

I know that there's a bunch of symbolism and happy endings and an amazing end to an incredible show, but:

My sense of humor is broken, I saw this in a geology presentation and started laughing

tumblr removed my header which was literally just this image

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.

tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement

Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃

Today's Sea Lion Is: Critical Hit

i had a dream that due to a botched contract mcdonalds had accidentally agreed to individually sponsor every post on tumblr dot com so the site was unusable because everyone was just posting like 'cock sex cum' and then there'd be a giant integrated SPONSORED BY THE MCDONALDS CORPORATION banner underneath it and mcdonalds was losing millions of dollars on this