I Think The Biggest Thing Mascot Horror Things Need To Get A Grip On Is The Reasonable Balance Of Cute/creepy.

if i was trapped in the time loop i would do the correct sequence of actions to break out of the time loop on my first try, thus resulting in me unaware of there being a time loop in the first place

Being pursued

collection of posts in my harry du bois tag

You hate me, bexcuse you hate me.

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

when mutual tell me two fictional men i dont know had gay sex

When vampires are portrayed as mainly preying on women that's so unrealistic like I'm sorry but they're too careful especially around strange men. Dudes are much easier. You could literally lurk in a bush in the park at night and call out "whoa look at this fucked up looking squirrel" and have 3 grown men climb in immediately

WORK HARD PARTY HARDER

new holiday declared btw. it's called Scary Christmas. its on January 25th. mark your calendars

Dude has a death wish