Being Pursued

uh oh! you misunderstood a social cue and said something mildly awkward. you will think about this and cringe everyday for the next 20 years

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

There really is no feeling quite like discovering a new song that fits your blorbo to a T. Best I can do to convey it is something like

💀 MANKIND IS DEAD 💀

🩸 BLOOD IS FUEL 🩸

🔥 HELL IS FULL 🔥

🦐 SHRIMP IS BUGS 🐛

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

what am i looking for in a male character? i’m personally partial to little freaks who have suffered more than jesus so write that down

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay