How Is It Mario Day And No One Posted The Essay

*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????

it's cold out there, reblog to give a trans man a cup of soump

the worst part about having huge autistic fantasy worlds in your head is that it takes like 8 billion years to turn that into something substantial you can show people

halo if everyone could take it easy and fix it all with a nice talk and a beer

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

You hate me, bexcuse you hate me.

happy portal/team fortress 2/my little pony friendship is magic/ fallout day

I pull the pin and throw the grenade straight up. Then I throw the pin straight up, and it slides right back into the grenade in midair, disarming it. When the grenade lands, it bonks me in the skull, killing me.

(genuinely offended) "I trust all of my viziers"