When vampires are portrayed as mainly preying on women that's so unrealistic like I'm sorry but they're too careful especially around strange men. Dudes are much easier. You could literally lurk in a bush in the park at night and call out "whoa look at this fucked up looking squirrel" and have 3 grown men climb in immediately
well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.
when i buy something and my bank balance actually goes down
Pros of being an artist: you can make your favorite characters kiss!!! Yippee!!!!
Cons of being an artist:
Albino CAPY!!!
hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
how is it mario day and no one posted the essay
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