π MANKIND IS DEAD π
π©Έ BLOOD IS FUEL π©Έ
π₯ HELL IS FULL π₯
π¦ SHRIMP IS BUGS π
PSA as we go into spooky season and people start using activated charcoal to make foods look spooky.
i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it
love it when my cats make that one face when i scratch their chins. the -ο»- one you know what i mean.
Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down
feels so embarrassing to b hyperfixated on your own oc like the smallest thing that reminds you of them has you giggling and kicking your legs and smiling goofy in public but itβs like sorry everyone i was thinking about shmoopsie from my brain again. yeah the one like max 10 ppl know about
the worst part about having huge autistic fantasy worlds in your head is that it takes like 8 billion years to turn that into something substantial you can show people
I call this one "what if salmon just kept getting worse"