Hey Sorry If I Was Offputting And Strange And Bizarre And Weird As Fuck Last Night I Was Just Being Myself

tumblr removed my header which was literally just this image

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

Altogether, I really like the way americans say "can I help you?" as a polite general one-size-fits-all stand-in for "who the fuck are you/what the fuck are you doing here/how the fuck did you get in here/what the fuck are you staring at/what is your fucking problem." Such a polite way of going "bitch what the fuck."

love it when my cats make that one face when i scratch their chins. the -ﻌ- one you know what i mean.

you jeff the killed it out there dude well done

The amount of “Belos deserved better :((( my poor baby shouldn’t have died” posts I’m seeing…. Babes,,, he was a fascist who attempted to commit genocide and committed fratricide who knows how many times without remorse. He got EXACTLY what he deserved.