Guy Who Is Definitely Not About To Fall Into A Surprise Midday Nap With An Aftermath Worse Than A Hangover:

does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

the worst part about having huge autistic fantasy worlds in your head is that it takes like 8 billion years to turn that into something substantial you can show people

i am crying i can't breathd

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

watched the mario bros movie yesterday and when donkey Kong appeared they played his song and I could only think about chunkys dead

i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over

when i buy something and my bank balance actually goes down

happy what do tuesday's tuesday