I Deserve To Be An Eel. In A Crevice With A Bunch Of Other Eels. Opening And Closing Our Mouths Over

Today's Sea Lion Is: Critical Hit

Being pursued

Altogether, I really like the way americans say "can I help you?" as a polite general one-size-fits-all stand-in for "who the fuck are you/what the fuck are you doing here/how the fuck did you get in here/what the fuck are you staring at/what is your fucking problem." Such a polite way of going "bitch what the fuck."

Brain empty, no thoughts allowed.

All thoughts will be thrown to the far back until further notice

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

Dude has a death wish

The road up ahead is rough, here take this

safe travels friend

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

isn't it so funny there's such a thing as "customer service voice"? Like I have to speak to you like a child or you'll rip my face off like a wild chimp