Not Before I Do >:(((( Gimme Cookie. Now. I Will Make Buying/making Cookies Illegal So Only I Can Eat

tired

why does hair keep getting stuck in my skin???? is my hair just like,,,magically spiky and sharp????????

like I look down at my fingers and fucking yay my hair PIERCED THROUGH MY SKIN AGAIN WOO

How many more days of school leftttttttttttttt

i tried oil paints for the first time :D

i aspire to be like honeybagders

white board cleaner tastes kinda sus ngl

i do not (completely) hate america i simply hate the 20 or so finches that started ransacking my backyard. i was just trying to scare them away :((( but then i threw too hard and well. uh there goes the rock. also i threw one into the fence and i think the whole neighborhood heard.

anyway i have no cookies for you to steal you weasel-eyed wolf-raised fiend i ate the last one yesterday

hii ;) (dies)

— anonymous (your FBI agent)

omg my fbi agent died i can do whatever the fuck i want for like a day until a new one gets assigned :DDDDD

>:( i am not some idiotic little moth that is incinerated by the fire it is lured into. i am a cockroach that thrives on the poison it is fed, and you should know that.

(and you cant arrest me for throwing a rock into my nieghbors yard!!!!)

also i know where U live beacsue i am not bound by the law like u are ehehhe (just kidding i swaer iswear im not gonan brek sinto ur hosue and sukc out ur eyeballs)

hii ;) (dies)

— anonymous (your FBI agent)

omg my fbi agent died i can do whatever the fuck i want for like a day until a new one gets assigned :DDDDD

did i do this anonymously ..?

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u sure did. the last one…. not so much.

school projects be like

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