Counterpoint To The Labradoodle Regret: Look At This Fucking Creature

i never found any evidence that they have qwerty keyboards but i did discover that theres a wookieepedia page for breasts and the top photo on it is shirtless kylo ren

i want to know if there are qwerty keyboards in star wars, goddamnit

i hav.. a new guy…….

i have A Lot of characters but i dont really draw or write or anything so theyre mostly used for playing video games. i keep track of them all with a google doc that i do not update enough. im going to have to spend like a week making them all on heroforge sometime.

also i REALLY want to play skyrim as my new guy or my other, slightly less new guy or even a third, only moderately new guy

got excited about hormones the other day (at 3:29 in the morning)

i think older cis people tend to misunderstand how they’re supposed to start using different pronouns for someone. like, they think that you’re just expecting them to purposefully edit everything they say before they say it. and then when they still fuck up all the time after like six years, they’re all “but it’s so hard to remember it every time!! it’s not my fault!!!” like dude. do not just change your language. change your perception. if you actually saw me as a guy you wouldn’t have to think about it before calling me he. if you do not try to see me how i see myself, you will keep messing up, and every time, it will remind me that you don’t believe me when i tell you who i am. you can deliberately change how you think about someone, i promise it is not that hard

i think the tardis should have a time fridge. it looks like a regular fridge but it functions by slowing down time inside to a near halt, which means it can keep things fresh much more effectively than a regular fridge- and also keep warm things warm And cold things cold simultaneously!

only works when its closed though (bc otherwise the colliding time zones would explode the universe or something) and the doctor would Definitely forget to close it a lot thus making it functionally useless

also the refrigerator fluid does cause some side effects when ingested, but the pipes are very sturdy so theres very little risk of exposure, and the dreams of being chased by space jellyfish are actually very nice once you realize they just want you to pet them

almost fully recovered from wisdom tooth recovery and i only just realized they actually got all 4. i didnt notice the top ones were gone because the divots are in a place where i cant feel them with my tongue and also they never hurt for some reason

one time i got stung by a wasp in my bed. but look at this little guy drinking condensation off my drink though

perfect little creature. tiny alien weirdo. very good

once you stop being terrified of wasps you can live in awe of their diversity and beauty

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plus, amami rabbits- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amami_rabbit

and the weird parasitic non-photosynthetic plants they sometimes eat- https://www.kobe-u.ac.jp/en/news/article/2023_01_24_01/#:~:text=Balanophora%20yuwanensis%20is%20a%20host,and%20defecating%20underground%20in%20burrows.

apparently amami oshima just has some weird biological shit going on and it rules

I just learned about spiny rats and they just look exactly like that sounds

the funny part is that They Are but they like to pretend otherwise so they can reasonably be more of a goofy weirdo