Ikaris:How's the most beautiful person of the universe doing?
Sersi:I don't know, how are you feeling?
Ikaris:Dead...
Brandon: And I'm still right.
Musa:Ugh! So not true.
Stella:What?
Brandon:She's mad because I know today's her laundry day. And that means she's wearing her old lady underpants.
Riven*winking at her*:I can check out that for you.
Musa:I just cant believe that you think that you and Riven know me and Stella better than we know you.
Riven: Well, we do. It's fact Muse. Baby you can only eat tic tacs in even numbers.
Brandon:Yeah, what's that about?
Riven:And you blondie, Timmy, I believe if you check Stella bag, you'll find a half eaten box of cookies in there.
Timmy*opens the bag and see's there's half of the cookies*:You're good.
Stella:So? Not surprised, everybody snacks when they shop.
Musa:Yeah.
Brandon:Oh, yeah? Timmy how many items left in that bag?
Timmy*checks it out*:Uhmm, five.
Riven:Okay, ten bucks that we can name every item in that bag.
Stella:How many guesses do you get?
Brandon:Six, sunshine.
Timmy*having fun*: Challenge extended.
Musa: Deal!
Timmy*more excited*:Challenge accepted.
Timmy:*grabs the bag and puts it in the table*
Brandon:Alright, let's start with apples.
Timmy*deep tone*: We'll be starting with apples.
Riven*deeper tone*:Stop that now.
Timmy*takes off the apples*: Yes.
Brandon:Okay, uh tortilla chips, yogurt.
Riven:Diet soda.
Timmy*taking all off*: Yes, yes and yes.
Riven:Uhmm orange juice.
Stella*puts her arms up*:OH! No, there's not orange juice in there! We win!
Musa:HA!
Timmy: Not so fast ladies, they still have another guest.
Stella*arms down*: Well, we won that one.
Brandon:Okay, the last thing is..
Riven:Oh! Oh! Oh! OH!
Riven:*whispers something to Brandon*
Brandon: No, no. Not for like another two weeks.
Riven: I got it! scotch tape.
Timmy*takes off the scotch tape*
Riven: HA!
Timmy: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?
Riven: Well, we used up theirs last night making scary faces.
Musa: Oh, man!
Riven: Muse, alright ten bucks! Give it to me!
Musa: That dosen't meant you guys know us better, I want a rematch.
Stella: Yeah, none of those stupid grocery questions, real personal questions.
Musa: Yeah, and the winner gets hundred bucks!
Brandon:Are you serious?
Musa*baby tone*: Are you scared?!
Brandon*fearfully*: No. Okay, who makes the questions?
Musa: Timmy will do it.
Timmy: Oh sure Timmy will do it. It's not like he has a job a girlfriend or life of his own.
Stella: Well fine, we'll ask Flora.
Timmy: No,no, no. I wanna do it.
-Steve and Tony in heaven seeing the new “cap”-
Steve: That really just ruffles my feathers!
Tony: Please just say fuck, cap.
What would you save from a fire?
Flora: Uhmm... My plants. Yeah. They have lives you know? It would be awful...
Helia: It's ok, my flower. *hugging her*
Flora: And you dear?
Helia: After checking out Flora is ok, I think it would be my folder, which is where all my poems are. I couldn't imagine my life without them.
What would you save from a fire?
Stella: My closet. Easy.
Brandon: I don't know...
Stella: How about your boxing bag?
Brandon: Yeah.. But I think first I'll make sure you were fine. But yeah, it's a good stress release.
Stella: Aww...Isn't he cute?
What would you save from a fire?
Musa: My notebook, is where I have my songs. And well this dummy sitting beside me.
Riven: Yeah, whatever. I'll save myself.
Musa: Come on... Say it! Say it! SAY IT!
Riven: Fine! FIne. I'll save YOU! Because you're my one and only. Happy?
Musa: Yeah... A lot.
What would you save from a fire?
Tecna: Oh super easy, I would grab my computer, there is where I have all that matters. Oh and Timmy, because he's a noodle and needs protection.
Timmy: Uhm... I would first check if she's fine, and then my bag, is where I have everything that matters.
Tecna: Explain them why, dear.
Timmy: Yeah, when Riven is your roomate you don't know what can you deal with every night, that was scary.
Tecna: Yeah, tell them the story about the ducks.
Timmy: It was hard... I don't think I want to.
What would you save from a fire?
Layla: Uhm most defently my bicicle. I just used so much. I love that bicicle.
Nabu: Ehem...
Layla: Oh, yeah and this idiot right here. He's you know that things you can get rid off.
Nabu: I would save her, and well my last book is getting really intersting so probably that.
Layla: Smart ass.
What would you save from a fire?
Bloom: My albums and my notebooks, is where I keep my pictures and my drawings. They mean a lot to me.
Sky: I would save her, and maybe you know that painting we have in our bedroom with our faces, that your dad gaves us. Yeah I would keep that.
Bloom: Love, my dad is not going to like you more because you save that awful painting. Oh yeah and his ass, he can be quite clumbsy, and besides im the girl of fire, fire dosen't affect me.
Brandon:You ate my sandwich?!
Sky:It was a simple mistake It could happen to anyone.
Brandon:Oh, oh really?
Brandon:Did you confused with your own sandiwch special turkey with ketchup?
Sky: No..
Brandon:Do you perhaps remember seeing a note on top it?
Sky:They may was a note as a joke or a emergency of some kind?
Brandon:That said it was MY sandwich!
Sky:C-calm down, there’s still might be some in the trash.
Brandon:Wait..
Sky:It was quite large and and..
Brandon: You you threw MY SANDWICH away?
Brandon*yelling that even in Alfea can hear him*: MY SANDWICH?
- The specialists trips-
Helia: What's in the suitcase Riven?
Riven:Uhm... Just Vodka.
Timmy: You brought an entire suitcase full of vodka?
Riven:Pshh no...
Nabu: Thanks god, I didn't had the strengh to argue.
Riven: There's mixers as well. I'm not a savage.
Sky: Well that's debetable.
Riven: Brandon can you mix eider and vodka right?
Brandon:Yeah. Let's get the party started.
Ikaris: Druig, think you can answer questions without the usual level of sarcasm when I speak to you.
Druig:Ok, if you don't ask stupid questions, I wont answer with sarcasm.
-Social event-
Nabu:I think I’m going to take Layla home.
Helia:But she’s doing fine.
Layla aproching to them: Nabu, these people are invasive and weird.
Nearby person: What’s your name?
Layla: Wouldnt you like to fucking know.
Layla*turning to Nabu*: You gotta take me out of here.
Phastos: Why did you give my kid a knife again?
Thena: Easy, he said he felt unsafe, so I gave him one of my knives and show him some tricks.
Phastos:Now, I feel unsafe...
Thena: Want a knife?
Brandon: ✨Chillax✨
Timmy: Thats is not a word.
Brandon: Sometimes the ones who deny the ✨chillax✨ are the ones who need to ✨chillax✨ the most.
Druig: Kingo, sign to Makkari that she's acting foolish, but I still love her.
Kingo: Gross, tell her yourself.
Druig: We're in a pretty heavy fight dude.
Kingo: She's sitting on your lap.
I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.
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