I Don't Even Know What Rule It Was, But Same.

Happy Phineas and Ferb day!!!

Guys... How has no one mentioned the fact that Delaware is also a state?

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

Yes

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶: What should we do this weekend?

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁: Eat burgers

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶: I'm thinking about something more romantic

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁: Eat burgers in the rain?

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶: You know what? That's actually a good idea.

1 REBLOG = 1 RAT becomes TRANSGENDER

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but they did NOT do Quiglet justice because they made Dunclet more popular. WHICH IS COMPLETE AND UTTER NONSENSE BECAUSE QUIGLET IS ONE OF THE BEST SHIPS THROUGHOUT ALL THE BOOKS!

I can’t wait for the Netflix Series of Unfortunate Events because can you imagine all the Quigley Quagmire fanart we are going to get?! All the QUIGLEY X VIOLET FANARTS?!?!

I’ve waited years for this, I am so ready!!

Ok so this didn't age very well...

He and I are no longer friends and he now avoids me like the plague... Whoops 🙃

Yeah he was kinda a giant tool and I was too blinded by the longevity of our friendship too see how shitty he was towards me. Anyways, in better news I did get the friend group in the end so I guess things worked out in my favor, but I just wanted to give y'all an update to this saga even though it's been a few years. 😁

So... my buddy and I were in the middle of class when an earthquake drill starts and his dumbass does this shit.

These are some more pictures I took before he caught me.

So... my buddy and I were in the middle of class when an earthquake drill starts and his dumbass does this shit.

Oh he wants me to let you guys know that it's ok because he was looking at football plays.

So... my buddy and I were in the middle of class when an earthquake drill starts and his dumbass does this shit.

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs