So... My Buddy And I Were In The Middle Of Class When An Earthquake Drill Starts And His Dumbass Does

Guys... How has no one mentioned the fact that Delaware is also a state?

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

These are some more pictures I took before he caught me.

So... my buddy and I were in the middle of class when an earthquake drill starts and his dumbass does this shit.

If you are a ship whore and you know it click reblog.

Oh he wants me to let you guys know that it's ok because he was looking at football plays.

So... my buddy and I were in the middle of class when an earthquake drill starts and his dumbass does this shit.

Adrien: WOOOOOOW! REALLY MARINETTE! I MEAN YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT WHAT THE FUCK!

Marinette: Oh come on we both know he had it coming.

Adrien: I know, but still.

*Gabriel has passed and left everything to Adrien*

Marinette: Y'know, I bet it would actually make Gabriel very happy to know that you're taking care of his empire and estate. I bet he's lookin' up at you and smiling right now.

Adrien: Looking *up*?

Marinette: Oh yeah, he's in hell for sure.

My favorite Haikyuu memes so far

Happy Phineas and Ferb day!!!

love will always find you. Both threat AND promise

I just thinks it's funny that people talk about how Steve never lets Danny drive his own car to the point that the location description for the Camaro scene says "Steve's Car" instead of it being Danny's Car.