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Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

Darian Sperry 180 lb (81.65 kg) snatch

(photo via superbakaking)

this is it. this is the best way to handle it.

More reasons Leverage is the fandom for you

The show is complete

Notice that I said complete, not canceled, which means:

Satisfying series finale

I said satisfying, not happy, prepare to lose your shit and cry

Only one major unanswered question

Almost the entire fandom ships a near-canon, bisexual-biracial, ot3

seriously it’s almost canon

It’s funny, it’s heartbreaking, it’s one of the smartest shows ever made

Eliot’s hair could run for president and I’d vote for it

Mark Sheppard

steve rogers is such a violent romantic setting up dates before he crashes a plane, getting his face punched in yet reciting lifetime vows

“we’ll talk when I get back” is the fictional equivalent of saying “I’m about to die with all information relevant to your plotline”

An abstinence-focused sex education class in East Lansing, Michigan recently received a shock when one student’s sex-positive mother sat in on the proceedings — and live-tweeted them. Alice Dreger, a professor of medical humanities and bioethics at Northwestern University’s Feinberg School of Medicine, was invited by her son to join his abstinence-only sex education class, to see, in her words, “how bad it is.” And yes, it gets much worse.

getting your friends into the hobbit and lord of the rings like “it is a gift. a tolkien of our friendship.”

The truth of this smacks you 100% in the face.

People cry, not because they’re weak. It’s because they’ve been strong for too long.

Johnny Depp (via wnq-movies)

Yeah so ummm everyone’s talking about the detail that went into Elsa’s ice powers in Frozen, and I just have one question:

Have you seen Rise of the Guardians?

HAVE YOU?

CAUSE IT SEEMS EVERYONE’S JUST FORGOTEN ABOUT THIS FUCKING MASTERPIECE

TWO WOMEN WILL WRITE ‘CAPTAIN MARVEL’ SCRIPT

AND ONE OF THEM WROTE ‘GUARDIANS OF GALAXY’

FUCKING YES

In age of ultron when thor is all amused by his friends being unable to pick up mjolnir all I want is for Barton to just shut him down with “the first time I saw you, you couldn’t pick it up either and practically cried like a baby”

Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own. 

“I watched Fifty Shades of Grey the other day, and-you know that guy from Silence of the Lambs? Not as creepy. Not as creepy as the guy in Fifty Shades.” (X)

a summary of the fellowship of the ring

As a college student trying to eat well on a budget, I’m realizing just how true this is.

“lol they’re just a side character they don’t actually matter”

lol gently puts hand on your shoulder and pushes you to the side

my dad had a skype interview today so he was sitting in the living room looking all professional in his suit and tie and everything while he’s talking to the people who are interviewing him. and OF COURSE my cat decided that she NEEDED to speak at that moment so she just starts meowing left and right and talking crazy talk to the point where the interviewers just start laughing because she just will NOT shut up. so my dad just kind of sighs, looks at the camera, and goes, “i’m so sorry. i have to ask my cat to leave.” and then he looks over at victoria and very calmly and professionally goes, “victoria, i’m afraid you’re being too loud, and i’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

and she did. she fucking turned and walked out of the living room.

There are 3 types of writers.

1. Writers that unrealistically don’t kill anyone.

2. The right amount of death.

3. LETS JUST FUCKIN KILL THEM ALL BANG BANG BANG

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Book Ginny is the best Ginny

So I heard a comment that gay (and "even" bisexual) men simply cannot play badass roles.

Well

I hate

to disagree

but I’m afraid

I have to.

“Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent.”

“Look how pretty my notes are!! Too bad I’ll never study them”

“I might look fine in class but I’m dying inside"

“I’ve never seen frozen and at this point i’m afraid to"

“when the professor shows up I’m just gonna get up, make eye contact, and leave”

”shut the fuck up and eat your shitty frosted flakes”

WHAT THE HELL, MUM.

“Nobody says anything about that”