Don't be a douche on my dash. [Pronouns: He/They. 1998]
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“FANART IS NOT REAL ART!!!”
Do we need to talk about the relationship between the Renaissance and the Bible
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“How you’ve managed to acquire the status of Gryffindor’s slut and the castle’s most ellusive, unobtainable bloke I’ll never know.”
Sirius laughed as he looked up at Lily Evans, who flopped grumpily onto the sofa beside him.
“Harriet Bleakly wants to know if you really felt up...
DID YOU KNOW THAT “HECK” IS A COMBINATION OF “HELL” AND “FUCK” A WORD CREATED OUT OF TWO BAD WORDS THAT IS TREATED AS THE LAMEST WORD EVER WHEN IN REALITY IT IS DOUBLE BAD
My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”
what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
Angels are warriors of God. I’m a soldier.
If you publicize your bigoted views on television, don’t be surprised if the mighty force of the Internet soon rains down on you. Memories Pizza, a small shop in Walkerton, Indiana, is learning this lesson the hard way. And there’s several more where the above came from.
These movies... Honestly some of Disney greatest, me thinks
For fuck sake Marvel! Poor Clint Barton.
So imagine a Harry Potter TV series but BETTER than Game of Thrones because seasons 1 and 2 would be Founders, 3-5/6 would be Marauders, 6/7-13/14 would be the books, and then 13/14-forever would be post-Hogwarts Golden Trio and Next-Gen and it would be absolutely brilliant.
Now we know why she's called 'J. K'...
The Fresh Prince Had Some Good Insults
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A reminder that Thranduil’s mount used to actually exist.
Irish Elk
"The Irish elk (Megaloceros giganteus)[1][2] is an extinct species of deer in the genus Megaloceros and is one of the largest deer that ever lived. Its range extended across Eurasia, from Ireland to northern Asia and Africa. A related form is recorded from China during the Late Pleistocene.[3] The most recent remains of the species have been carbon dated to about 7,700 years ago in Siberia.[4] […] The Irish Elk stood about 2.1 metres (6.9 ft) tall at the shoulders carrying the largest antlers of any known cervid (a maximum of 3.65 m (12.0 ft) from tip to tip and weighing up to 40 kg (88 lb)). In body size, the Irish Elk matched the extant moose subspecies of Alaska (Alces alces gigas) as the largest known deer. The Irish Elk is estimated to have attained a total mass of 540–600 kg (1,190–1,320 lb), with large specimens having weighed 700 kg (1,500 lb) or more, roughly similar to the Alaskan Moose.[16][17][18] A significant collection of M. giganteus skeletons can be found at the Natural History Museum in Dublin.”
Photo taken by me, in the Natural History Museum of Dublin, summer of 2013.
The cat is just like "why the fuck did you bring this to our house? I am seriously questioning your life choices. I am so disappointed in you"
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I'd bet any money that Tony put one of these in Clint's room in Stark Tower
I would give anything for this omg it’s so cool just omg omg yes.