Tweets Like This Are My Pet Peeve. Just Throwing Silly Words Together In A Way That’s Supposed To Sound

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

dorfs

Belphie’s punishment when he does bad shit is that I pick him up and squeeze him against my face and kiss his forehead repeatedly while he wriggles. and you wouldn’t think this would be effective, but his crime rate has lowered by 0%

OH MY GOD I FOUND IT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR AGES

tma au where nothing bad ever happens and they just stay in the safehouse and adopt a cat

bonus:

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

where would we be without them