Freethefreeman - Feelin Rosie

tma au where nothing bad ever happens and they just stay in the safehouse and adopt a cat

bonus:

“beige flags” “trauma dump” “the ick” let me ask you this have you ever gone outside and marvelled at the beauty of the spider’s web

It's Gay Rights Gengar Friday

Major spoilers for The Magnus Archives / The Magnus Protocal:

I seen everyone talking about Celia being suspicious as heck, but one thing I haven't seen anyone talk about was the military group in the latest episode [Give and Take <7>]. Perhaps I am wrong but I think I finally figured out the titular protocol.

It is to stop a mass ritual.

After all it is called the Magnus Protocal after the man himself who constructed the first successful mass ritual we are aware of and in the latest episode was a group of various avatars working together for some strange reason. My assumption is that it was an attempt at a mass ritual which was stopped via the hired military contractors and which the protocal is hinged on.

The man questions I have is if Lena may not be a eye avatar, but instead a web avatar or perhaps who's boss is one. As the web would have a vested intrest to insure they will not be trapped in this reality.

Gordon Freeman: *staring blankly at the wall believing he just caused the worst scientific disaster in history*

The Horrendous Headcrab:

I look at the pfps of people liking a drawing of mine and im like oh??

Woah, cute emo guy!! I wanna draw it~ So I did

Well turns out it was a griller

If I was in the jungle i would have died. badly.

chickens in love

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.