Latest Posts by freethefreeman - Page 3

peter: i’ll take care of you

elias: its rotten work

peter: yeah i fucking know.

Me, on a ferry on a very cloudy/foggy lake: I’m so Peter Lucas coded

dad vibes

POV: Your husband has Instagram

my favorite toxic old men

they`re discussing funding

bonus

We know that avatars of the Eye don’t always use their powers consciously and sometimes don’t control what they Know at all, so like. Do you think Jon, Elias or Gertrude were ever just on the bus and suddenly got the Sold to One Direction fanfiction the person next to them was reading blasted straight into their brain or something

Where are his eyes?

Exactly where they’ve always been, Martin. Watching over my Institute.

Ohh, so I was looking at my storage and found these! I originally shared them on twitter before yeeting the platform. Anyway, feel free to use! Art memes for your oc :D

Martin when his special lil boy ™ was busy archivisting innocents in the Eyepocalypse

Gordon Freeman: *staring blankly at the wall believing he just caused the worst scientific disaster in history*

The Horrendous Headcrab:

Burn this damn road allready

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

oh well thanks for clearing that up

The void is happy

“beige flags” “trauma dump” “the ick” let me ask you this have you ever gone outside and marvelled at the beauty of the spider’s web

tiny pillow for George 🐈

Logan and Wade in the Honda Odyssey, a sex metaphor:

The fighting was purely for a release of energy and emotion since they regenerate

The constant penetration of weapons over and over, Logan smiling in satisfaction during the penetration

"I take it all back, the Honda Odyssey fucks hard. Too bad you don't, needle-dick" "oh we're just getting started bub" they're literally flirting.

The grunting, panting, yelling.

Come hither hand motions, asking for more, the rocking of the car

Constantly on top of each other, rolling around, switching positions

Staying in the car. There is no reason to fight inside the car/keep going back in, but it forces their proximity and cars are a common place for sex

Their bodily fluids sprayed all over each other and the vehicle (blood... or)

There was a time skip.

Seatbelt bondage

Exhausting themselves and sleeping next to each other afterwards

In summary; they totally fucked in that thing

Snoop Dogg watching the Skateboarding finals with an unidentified man