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Wunk is NOT trapped
Au where everything is the same except Elias will randomly shout “It’s beholdin’ time”. No other characters acknowledge this and it has no impact on the plot
that’s what I’m talking about!!!!!!!!!
i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!
Orange cat is afraid of new ceiling fan
Belphie’s punishment when he does bad shit is that I pick him up and squeeze him against my face and kiss his forehead repeatedly while he wriggles. and you wouldn’t think this would be effective, but his crime rate has lowered by 0%
my favorite video of all time ever
my favorite video of all time ever
i find it really funny how when jon kills people he like channels the power of an entity of fear and smites them, but when elias kills people he just like. shoots them with a gun or beats them with a metal pipe.
tweets like this are my pet peeve. just throwing silly words together in a way that’s supposed to sound hyperspecific but does not in fact evoke anything recognizable
My kid drew my cat
The jurgen leitner hate is real
that one scene in princess mononoke but it's the archivist and his boyfriend and i'm totally not crying over it or anything
what do you mean they were fighting??
POV: The Magnus Archives season one
My mom shared this on Facebook unironically but what I want to know is WHY is this image so COMPRESSED it looks like it’s seen WAR
Headcanon: Jonah Magnus had one of those 200 year bonsai trees that he'd been growing his whole life and it was his only friend. Sometimes he monologued at it.
where would we be without them
projecting my period cramps onto Mr. Bonzo
Hello TMA fandom, how are you?
[ID: Elias Bouchard, a mild aged, white male with graying hair, stands next to Jonathan Sims, a dark skinned man with black and gray hair, and scars over his body. Jon is seated, and is sipping from a coffee mug labeled “bean juice.” Elias gives a confused expression, as he asks Jon, “And..what are they doing?” Jon replies with, “Protesting.” The scene cuts to four women and one man: Basira, Melanie, Daisy, and Martin respectively, all leaning the upper part of their bodies back onto the legs of the person to their left, creating a supportive sort of human square. Elias looks at Jon and asks, “and…you are?” Jon, whilst sipping his coffee, simply replies with, “Beholding.” End ID]
Homophobia? no you misheard me. Home of Phobias. The Magnus Institute
Vampire au with lonelyeyes, and a little wrong Lukas
I’d like to submit my application for the role of “person whose job it is to draw the creepy child drawings in horror films”
dorfs