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Can someone tell me what actually counts as spam on Instagram? I got a VERY much non-spam comment taken down and now I can't comment.

"oh you have an allergy? sorry I harassed you for being a picky eater, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a picky eater, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you have chronic pain? sorry I harassed you for being lazy, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a lazy person, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you're autistic? sorry I harassed you for being weird, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a weird person, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you're deaf? sorry I harassed you for ignoring me, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. you're just not actually a rude person, I still get to harass those people"

"man why does everything have to be a disorder now? I miss the old days when people would TAKE RESPONSIBILITY for being failures and it was socially exceptable for me to harass them, now I look like a jerk when I bully people for annoying me."

we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it's one of our biggest issues.

what if they had reddit on gallifrey or something

I LOVE THE SECOND DOCTOR SM!!!!!

Reference used:

So real

Sansgender?

trans undertale

his special attack is changing your gender

one thing we’re leaving beind in 2023 is ace discourse im so fucking done

So after Church on Ruby Road, what's everyone's theories on Mrs. Flood?

Idk why but drawing the squad with these faces would be funny for some reason-

It's just sunk in that doctor who is actually a 60-year-long (and counting) game of "yes, and"

So after Church on Ruby Road, what's everyone's theories on Mrs. Flood?

Men when they see a scary monster

"I don't like old sci-fi shows, the special effects look too cheesy" you are incapable of joy. Go to the dungeon.

Yeeeaaah sorry about your boyfriend. Yeah, we kinda gave him sequel in the form of an animated series that touched on some of the lore that the original movie never really got into. We kinda cancelled it after one season and never put it on any streaming services. Yeeaah, it kinda became a cult classic ten years later and some kid found all the episodes and uploaded them to YouTube, but we kinda took a bunch of em down for copyright. Yeah, sorry.

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

Ecosocialist praxis

@writing-prompt-s

Imagine if you survived taking a railroad spike to the brain but you didn't get any personality changes out of it but everyone was constantly assuming that you did and it made you notably more irritable than you used to be

Tigger and Pooh mugged me in an alleyway, then Tigger set my hair on fire and said, “Them’s the brakes, pal” before both of them flew away on a hot pink motorcycle that spewed green smoke.

The Eiffel tower is going to be deconstructed.

“I should’ve been a hero instead of following my family’s legacy” a villain sighed to himself while rescuing civillians trapped under the rubbles of destroyed buildings caused by the reckless and arrogant hero who’s still telling the fakest story to his Twitch fans while striking poses

After months, the villain finds the hero, but upon arriving at his home, he discovers the hero in a stained robe, baby food splattered, huge dark circles under his eyes, and a non-stop crying baby. The only thing the hero says is, “My wife left me.”

In my science era. cells and stuff

hello lgbtq I have baby carrots I am willing to feed to you

Ah, yes, my favorite planet.

The Doctor only experiences gender against their will. The Master is simultaneously a girlboss and a manwhore. Hope this helps

My favorite thing is when they actually DO put in the work, and they end up proving the thing they were trying to disprove.