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I love having to explain the concept of up and down to a grown ass adult 🙄

not enough fantasy settings talk about street food like c'mon there was street food in ancient times across basically every culture lemme see what weird snacks you can buy off a guy in an alleyway

"cheese is the most stolen food in the world" factoid actually just a statistical error. average person steals zero cheese per year. Dr. Two-Brains, who is part mouse & steals over 10,000 pounds of cheese each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I'm bored. Here's boxes I like.

guys...

GUYS...

GUYSSS

reblog if YOUR 🫵 they/them pussy is exploding america!

A Prayer To The Stained Loom

O Loom guide my needle straight and true

And let my blood dye in praise to you

Let my shuttle fly with weft through warp

Quicker than the beating of my heart

And if I weep my weary tears

Let me echo to your ears

And bear me strength to work your will

Until my bones lay in final still

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

💀🧝🌔🦛 Been learning about the ancient magical forces of nature ig

your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

can you draw red guy with a bowl cut 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺✨✨✨✨✨✨🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Lovestruck

Lovesick

Party Animal

Strawberry Jam

Funny Bone

Cupid Bacteria anyone?

bacteria sooooooooo cute (google search emoji kitchen)

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

💪💪 ←my muscles my muscles involuntary flex

.. <- two ants hanging out

I bring a sort of "can't read social cues" vibe to every social situation that I can't tell if anyone likes or not

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-- Keith Ellison

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I am so ready for the gatwa era

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

reblog this rat until staff gets involved

reblog this rat until staff gets involved

So that’s basically how it went down

Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian

Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten

bite him !!!! kill him !!!!!!

Source

Source

I aspire to be a cute green snail on a mossy sunlit branch 💚

-fae

Hot girl takes 2 seconds to post a mirror selfie:

A million shares / A billion likes

I take 2 YEARS to finally post my painstakingly curated selection of Soyjak, Dank Doge and other triggering memes:

No shares / No likes

Yeah its official this generation is doomed