Latest Posts by friday-is-unfunny - Page 10

I need everyone to reblog with a school doodle that ended up as something you're really proud of. I'll go first.

Pros of seeing yourself as a hive mind of all your trillions of cells: good reason to refer to yourself as "we" and "us" (very cool)

Cons of seeing yourself as a hive mind of all your trillions of cells: feel guilty whenever you remember how many thousands of cells you lose every second (very sad)

Wtf Temu? What even are these shoes?

Forget asking yourself "would I have been accused and put on trial for witchcraft during the witch hunts?", consider "could I have been accused and put on trial as a satanic abuser during the Satanic Panic?" Literally each and every one of you has something going on that could have gotten your asses in jail if someone was really determined to put you there, I promise you.

reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.

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Finally, someone says it! I've been doing nothing but watching a new show every two weeks because of a lich's curse myself.

for the last time i DON'T have ADHD!!!!!!! i'm just always daydreaming because of the witch's curse, i make impulse choices because of the wizard's curse, i only forget things because of the sorcerer's curse, i get everywhere late because of the amulet's curse, my place is a mess because of the skeleton's curse, and i'm tapping my foot because i'm feeling the rhythm of life babey! what do you MEAN you found my protective runes in the laundry again

"We're gonna be talking about the BOOBY! We'll be talking about the WOODCOCK! Do you think that's FUNNY, Butthead? Do you find it AMUSING that we'll be talking about the SWALLOW? Yes, we're also gonna be talking about the DICKCISSEL, the BUSHTIT, the COCK-OF-THE-ROCK, the SHAG... and we will DEFINITELY be spending a LOT of time talking about...GREAT TITS!!"

Dude I regret taking intro to business. Teacher showed a PowerPoint and look at this silly ass emoji

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, how the fuck would you even enforce that?

"Oh want to use the bathroom? I'll just need you to produce an egg real quick".

Reddit thread

when you're struggling to breathe underwater. gill issue?

when you’re yelling because you think i can’t hear you. shrill issue?

If Staff ever implements the editing method from Mastodon, we'd be fucked.

Currently, on Tumblr, if you edit a post, all the former reblogs stay exactly the same.

On Mastodon, editing a post changes all the boosts and simply notifies the people who interacted with the post prior to the edit.

Now, can you imagine that on Tumblr?

Surely giving the OP the ability to edit their post after hundreds of thousands of people have reblogged it would be a perfectly balanced feature that I'm sure the Tumblr' userbase has never abused before.

fun fact: girls can computers

fun fact: girls can have computers

You were executed for a crime you didn’t commit. You’re quite sure the execution was successful, as you are now looking at your own dead body… from the eyes of the executioner.

When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!

When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.

ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS

i am allowed to spend my time creating things, even if they are not beautiful.

there is no such thing as a "real job." all forms of work are real and valid.

there is nothing that i need to accomplish to be worthy. i am already worthy.

doing nothing is good for my soul.

i am not defined by what i produce.

my worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title, or a list of professional or academic achievements.

i do not need to monetize my hobbies, it is enough to spend time doing something i love.

i will not let society decide what success looks like. i can define what successful life looks like for me.

1: I'm neither a cis man or a trans woman (or whatever the fuck you say). I'm non binary, which is a subset of transgender.

2: Even if I was, most of them are chill.

3: Most people like porn. It's only a problem when it's an addiction, which most people don't have, regardless of gender.

4: I guess you're not gonna take anything from this and keep believing some fear mongering lie.

Also

>ruins pink and blue colour palette

Don't start shit or I'll ruin your video games

Also

>ruins pink and blue colour palette

DO NOT DO THIS!!!! I just tried it and I still got ads! All I got from this were these boring ass electricity superpowers from being zapped!

Damn, I had no idea we were that powerful. Nice!

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>ruins pink and blue colour palette

Alright I'm gonna say it, purposefully losing weight is fatphobic. You are literally afraid to exist with fat on your body, what else would you call that??

I wear a bra not for my own comfort, but to keep others safe. to keep them contained.

Ok

Cops seem to have a lot of respect for them too, since they stand outside the school doing nothing during school shootings.

Hey so uh you know about elon musk right? How he's acting all tough all the time and talking anti trans? Starting this month he has actually been going even harder on anti trans propaganda to the point he is liking tweets comparing LGBT to nazism. AND THEN liking tweets from the same account calling for actual nazi eugenics on autistic people to "sterilize autistic kids" and generally liking and doing as much anti LGBT especially anti trans stuff he can

This is insane for a man in charge of huge well known companies as well as THE big company Twitter to openly be liking things calling for actual eugenics and he sterilization of autistic children and the fact that I hadn't heard about it and no one is really talking about it is scary.

Don't let this stay quiet. Its despicable and insane and to call for sterilization of children at all should be gettin him in some serious heat.

Article about it here https://www.them.us/story/elon-musk-pride-month-tweet-likes-anti-trans

It's 12 btw

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

God: “Adam, I’ll let you name the birds”

Adam: “Tit”

God: “Uhh ok”

Adam: “Boobie”

God: “Stop naming them after breasts”

Adam: Looks at rooster