Latest Posts by friday-is-unfunny - Page 11

I hate it when people are like "Oh, humans are evil by nature". Not because I think it makes me a bad person, but because I'm evil by choice and I REALLY don't like my hard work reduced to mere natural talent. I fuckin WORKED for this status and you will NOT take that away from me!

If your favorite number is 8 through 14, you're basic. If your favorite color is any shade of teal, blue, or purple, you're basic. Don't be basic.

So, this happened.

Several things:

This is in Peru so this shows that the pattern of religious figures abusing children is an international issue, not just an American problem

This guy shares the same views as most pro-lifers regarding things like "gender ideology" (since apparently supporting gay people means pedophilia but his actual behavior was ok, I guess?)

The Peruvian justice system didn't hold this man accountable when he was accused of doing the same thing to his own sister in the 90s

I am the Lorax

I speak for the trees

Mess with them

And I'll unleash the bees

The Lorass

made this before i came up with a punchline and wound up too afraid of it to actually come up with one. rip

made this

That's what he wants you to think

It’s now 2Am and I’m awake because I weirdly feel sad for Grimace. Why am I like this?

Bet.

reblog with a cute picture of your dog and I'll photoshop your dog out of the picture and replace them with spongebob. real offer

I’m pretty sure Hyper Sprinkles is just cocaine……

What's a "face book"?

Reblog this if you didn't even know Facebook was down.

This is pretty minor, but I try to type "its" but it keeps correcting to "it's". Not super bad, but annoying as fuck.

What’s the worst time you’ve been auto corrected?

When you pour in the milk a bit too early and now you have to worry about it exploding

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

Then do it.

NEW TUMBLR UPDATE:

You can only like 4 posts a day and if you even think of reblogging we're going to blow your brains out

hey now that it’s disability pride month can you please remember to include people with Down syndrome and other chromosomal defects into your activism. they’re so often left behind. I literally never see anyone spreading Down syndrome awareness that isn’t close family of someone with Down syndrome. They exist and they’re living breathing humans who deserve just as much activism as every other disabled person

purple is an underrated mad science color actually

An elf or perhaps a gnome posted this.

my blog, is a safe space for eveeryone. because despite how much I desperately want to, I cannot hurt you through the computer screen. Yet.

And YOU just wasted yours on "bUt YoU jUsT wAsTeD yOuRs On 'AlRiGhT gUyS, tHeRe'S a LoT oF pReSsUrE oN oUr FiRsT pOsT.' "

Alright guys, there's a lot of pressure on our first posts. They gotta be funny. They gotta be irreverent! And most of all, they gotta be carefully crafted.

Alright guys, there's a lot of pressure on our first posts. They gotta be funny. They gotta be irreverent! And most of all, they gotta be carefully crafted.