Latest Posts by goofy-kuroshitsuji-goober - Page 6

I headcanon that Ciel likes LARP now and you can’t stop me, muahahahaha

Ik the manga is made in Japan by Japanese people but ciel himself is British and white so when Yana draws him in Japanese regalia he just looks like he's heavily into larp and weeb shit 💀

Ngl, I’m actually quite the opposite. I really love Butler Grell. I liked the fact that she was so shy and timid, kinda clumsy like Mey-Rin.

(But reaper Grell is also cool, because, I mean, IT’S GRELL, Grell’s cool.)

Very helpful! :o

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

Epel: You’re giving me a sticker?

Y/n: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”

Epel: I’m not a preschooler.

Y/n: Fine, I’ll take it back-

Epel: I earned this, back off!

📢 ATTENTION 📢

There needs to be more Dadbastian content.

That is all.

*cracks knuckles*

short, wears jewelry, sweet tooth, DOGS, resting bitch face, can NOT dance, bookworm, Ciel’s ‘;-;’ face, serving Looks since 1875, gender who, no spice tolerance, uwu babey, introvert, needs a hug.

oh gosh uh help i’m ciel aren’t i *grabs calligraphy brush and just splats it over half of the bingo board*

Me: BONGO Sebastian: It’s BINGO. Me: HANDS OFF ME, DEMON

(yes that was a spongebob reference, leave me alone)

Vincent, you better watch out, your wife is angry and has a metal chair..

(In other words, don’t hide the easter eggs too hidden where your sons can’t find them or face the wrath of Racheal Phantomhive.)

Keep reading

*Bardroy thinking about doing something absurdly dangerous and telling Sebastian about it*

Bardroy: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Sebastian, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

*cutely blocks anyone shipping sebaciel* <333

Awwww, how adorable. I really want to see this now! Poor Ciel though, he’s just over there like: “Get away from *achoo* me! *aaaachoo!*” XD

side chapter where Sebastian finds a lost ribbon from Ciel's outfit and use it to play with a kitten before getting rid of it. One day the cat gets lost in the manor, sees Ciel and just... runs after him like they're besties because he vaguely remember his smell (which leaves Ciel super confused and running away from the kitty like he is a monster because he can't let him trigger his allergies...)

I didn’t think I would be ugly-laughing this early in my tumblr wandering.. but I have. Thank you for this. XD

it’s done 

Me trying to avoid Chapter 6 Twisted Wonderland Spoliers, even though I’ve already seen quite alot:

Vincent in the other room: Everything okay in there?

Sebastian: OF COURSE, EVERYTHING’S FINE, WHY WOULDN’T IT BE AAHAHA--

Vincent: .... you’re acting very strange. ;-;

Sebastian babysitting little!OCiel for Vincent like : oooh, you want to watch the butler do some polishing ? yees ! look at my knives ! you like the shiny knives ? you like the shin- oh my god no do-don't put them in your mouth.

Sebastian with those high-heel boots: I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way..

Reblogging for Beast’s Birthday!

Happy Birthday! ^o^

Happy Birthday

Beast (22nd May 1864)

Black Butler

Picrew!Ciel

https://picrew.me/share?cd=SNONrWSJb2

So, I tried to make Ciel Phantomhive in Picrew. He’s a sad boi..

Tbh, I can imagine Trey doing this exact same thing. XD

Riddle, looking at Trey: I also resisted calling Ace an absolute moron.

Trey, with a third strawberry: Very good, Housewarden! *hands it to him*

Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes

Mc: So, how many did you refrain from collaring today?

Riddle: Thirty two

Mc: Good for you

Mc: Here, have a strawberry

Riddle, expectantly: I've also refrained from fourteen severe maimings

Mc: *Hands him a second strawberry*

Trey:

Mc: Positive reinforcement

This made my night ^^

This is a little mean but I was watching old Vines and it made me laugh lmao

I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE

*breaks down to the floor into a sob* I’m not the only oneeee

Since it’s Summer TM, the bugs have returned and so have the arachnids and so I have to hold back every time I see a spider in an Area from going something like “Goddammit Claude..😒” Cause… no one would get it so it’s pointless rbdrykuyg 

‘the heck, this is what’s in my pockets too.

(Joking, but I wish, they are all so cute aaaaaaa)

i felt this :’)

the best part of writing a story and then nearly completely forgetting it is that it’s just like reading someone else’s story… except if you want it updated you have to do it yourself

Soooo, I have this thingggg..

This dadbastian and cielson overload thinggggg..

This thing that I have to cry my eyes out to find fanart for because I keep finding s*baciel.. *gag*

WHAT-

YANA-SAN LIKES INAZUMA ELEVEN?!  HUH?!

イナズマイレブン

For some reason.. This gives off extreme Bardroy vibes.

How do you think a conversation about Ciel wanting a puppy would go?

Ciel: Sebastian!

Sebastian: Yes, my lord?

Ciel: I want a puppy.

Sebastian: You have Pluto.

Ciel: He doesn’t count. I want a puppy, not a demon hound.

Sebastian: Isn’t Finny enough?

Ciel: No, he’s a human.

Sebastian: He acts like a puppy.

Sebastian, teaching ciel how to drive a car: you use the brakes to slow down or stop, you press the gas pedal to move

Ciel: what if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Alois: the car takes a screenshot

Sebastian: for the last time, get the f*CK out.

Bard: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Sebastian: bard nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

Bard:  FLOOR IT?

Sebastian: BARD NO

Bard: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

Sebastian: BARD YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

Bard: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Sebastian: BARD P L E A S E