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would.. he be allergic to himself?

Since he’s a cat?

No?

Yes?

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REBLOGGING BECAUSE OF MY URL AND THE FACT THIS IS HILARIOUS

Spot the difference

reblogging because, well, *looks at my url* 

Edward:If you had to choose between My sister and all the money I have in my wallet,which one would you choose?

Ciel:That depends,how much money are we talking about?

Lizzy:Ciel!!

Edward:69 cents..

Ciel:I'll take the money..

Lizzy:CIEL!!!!

I see N.

but no Wally

Eat your greens!🍏

Ciel: Sorry, it’s not like I do it on purpose! Sheesh! For f*ck’s sake! Sebastian: DON’T USE THAT TYPE OF LANGUAGE YOUNG MAN Ciel: F*CK YOU! Sebastian: THAT’S IT, NO CAKE

The bad guys that just woke up from being knocked out by Sebastian: .....um.....

Sebastian, to Ciel: My job is to protect you, and your job is to STOP MAKING IT SO GODDAMN HARD FOR ME!

Aw I like his outfit-- *reads the shirt* --HEY HEY HEY WAIT A MINUTE HEY

saw this shirt online and knew i needed to put it on alois

THE SECOND PICTURE I CAN’T YOU HAVE BROKEN ME, OP

(I’mmmm just going to ignore the 1st picture because Dadbastian wouldn’t eat his contract son.... right? RIGHT?! he better not)

kuroshit

! if you’re weird about them don’t touch !

Sebastian: BOCCHAN, IT’S MY DAY OFF TODAY Ciel: Day off?-- *hears slamming of the door* .... Sebastian: *going to find cats to hug*

30+ Purrfect Tumblr Posts To Celebrate National Hug Your Cat Day

Cat people... are you in purrrrr a treat! Today we've got most hiss-terical posts about the bestest kittehs you've seen in any of you nine lives. Because

.....I’m in this post and I don’t like it.

Ciel: I’m mad.

Sebastian: Here’s a solution.

Ciel: I don’t want a solution. I want to be mad.

Ciel: Are you Sebastian? Dad #1: No? Ciel: *walks over to another dad* Are you Sebastian? Dad #2: No, sorry.

Ciel, walking up to Sebastian: Are you Sebastian? Sebastian: ................................. Yes? Ciel: ...I don’t believe you. Sebastian: *under his breath* Bocchan, wtf.

Ciel : *loses Sebastian in the supermarket*

Ciel : *looks up only to see a bunch of tired white dads walking around* I guess I'm never finding him ever again....

Ciel: What’s that dark, shadowy place over there? Sebastian: That is a place that you must never go, bocchan.  Ciel: No, the other dark, shadowy place, beside that dark, shadowy place. Sebastian: ...oh that’s the grocery store. Ciel: Ah.

Sebastian has very strict rules regarding hell.

Ciel is not allowed to go there without Sebastian accompanying him.

When they are there, Ciel is not allowed out of Sebastian's sight.

With or without Sebastian, there are some places Ciel simply isn't allowed to go.

It's simply no place for a child, even if said child is over 100.

And if Ciel wants to play the, "I'm the master! You can't order me around!" game, Sebastian might remind him of the questionable validity of their contract and of the fact that Ciel doesn't like how cake turns out when he, not Sebastian, makes it.

Oh, ahahaha, and then this last photo I took.

This is the young master taking my phone away just as I take a picture, so the picture turned out all blurry. But I still adore this picture even if it is blurry because, well, memories!

Sebastian: Demons don't have family.

Also Sebastian: (scrolling through his phone) And this is my young master taking his first soul, and this is my young master threatening the king, and this is Finny picking a flower, and this is Baldroy burning down the kitchen, and this is Mey Rin breaking every piece of china we had left, and...

Oh, there’s Tanaka drinking tea. Here’s another one of Tanaka drinking tea.

The cat? Yes, that’s “her”. Beautiful isn’t she?

Ah here’s another one of the young master kicking Alois inbetween the legs because Alois was annoying him. *whispers* Alois deserved it.

Sebastian: Demons don't have family.

Also Sebastian: (scrolling through his phone) And this is my young master taking his first soul, and this is my young master threatening the king, and this is Finny picking a flower, and this is Baldroy burning down the kitchen, and this is Mey Rin breaking every piece of china we had left, and...

Me every time there’s new #dadbastian content:

R!Ciel: *coughing* bRoTheR, WhY wOuLd YoU dO tHaT?! O!Ciel: Hey! You’re the one who caught it wrong!

Sebastian : *doing the dishes, vaguely aware the twins are throwing M&M's into each other's mouth in the other room* wait for it.

Sebastian : *hears one of them choke* I believe that's is my cue.

ahahhahaa heck yes

Reblog to trap Viscount Druitt in a broken elevator with "Baby Shark" on a perpetual loop in the background

hi i exist I mostly reblog and have kuroshitposts

but i exist

I might make a kuroshitsuji side blog. I don't think there are any active blogs dedicated to kuroshitsuji anymore T_T

SLAPPING THE REBLOG SO F**KING HARD

THIS IS FROM THE VOICE ACTOR OF SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS

I CANNOT RECCOMEND THIS ENOUGH 

THERE YOU GO, FOOLS

PERIODT

(Also looks like he's approving of SebaGrelle...? 👀)

Bardroy: Whatcha got there, Sebastian? Sebastian, holding a block of wood the same height as he is: Not my sanity. Finnian: Oh no! I’ll help you find it! Did you lose it?

Same energy

Me watching Netflix for hours, in the dark:

(Kuro)sh*t post warning

I was thinking about how demons like Sebastian are different from humans, and then I wondered, like... If demons have to eat souls and not real food and can live many, many years... What else is different about them?

Annnnnd of course, my brain went to the most embarrassing thought possible.

Demon bladders. Yes, I know. I already asked my brain ‘wtf’ so you don’t have to do it. I’ve done it for you already.

What if demons can hold their bladders for like, YEARS, like, thousands of years? And what if Sebastian was one of those demons that did hold it for thousands of years?

I can just imagine there would just be like, a limit. One day too many out of a thousand years. And that one day, where he can hardly stand it and is at the point of just... losing it all. 😂

Ciel insists he stays by his side and helps him with his paperwork.  💀

“If I could not stay by my young master’s side and help him with his paperwork despite having to use the loo extremely bad, w-what kind of butler would I be?” 

💀 Poor Sebastian! 😂

ARE YOU NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT CIEL IS BASICALLY PRETENDING TO BE SNOW WHITE IN THE BACKGROUND--

If it wouldn’t immediately embarrass me, I would request this image on a sheet cake, one because the flowers look like bad frosting designs already and two because then I could rearrange Sebastian’s face with a knife

Sir, this is a McDonald’s.

sebastian: *tucking ciel in for bed*

ciel: i can hear them sometimes, the damned souls outside…they call to me….they scratch on the windows at night…they beg me to help them…but how can i ….. a prince of the knight…ever give them the light they desire…..? foolish spirits indeed…we are all going to hell….im simply the only one whose accepted that fact…..

me at 3 am at the fridge, midnight snacking cuz i woke up hungry:

Sebastian: “FOR F**K’S SAKE, FINNIAN, THE FLOWERS ARE DROWNING BECAUSE YOU ARE WATERING THEM SO MUCH, THEY DON’T NEED ANYMORE F**KING WATER”

Ciel: *just standing there*

Sebastian: *gasps* I’m so sorry, do not repeat any of those bad, distasteful words I said, my lord.

Finnian: *frozen in shock*

I kinda, just wanna hear Sebastian scream and just lose his shit??? Like actually lose his shit. I think it would be a pleasent sight.

Randall: My Queen, with all due respect, Ciel clearly doesn’t believe what he’s saying. He’s just playing devil’s advocate.

Ciel: Am not.

Randall: You’re literally advocating for the devil. Like, Sebastian is standing right there.

Ciel: *puts a sheet over Sebastian*

Randall: Queen Victoria, he covered Sebastian with a sheet.

Queen: Ciel, please remove the sheet.

Ciel: *removes the sheet, Sebastian has disappeared*

Queen: *clapping*

Randall: *angry but clapping*

*SCREAMING BECAUSE I CAN’T TAKE THE ADORABLE-NESS*

Hi!

You know about that part in Dumbo where his mom holds him and he cries because he must be scared and- anyway, that, but Ciel feels safe ;u;

i think i have this disease where if i dont post crude doodles of characters from shit that was popular in the early 2010′s ill mentally decompose 

Sebastian: b-but it’s almost Christmas Officer: ..... you have the earl of phantomhive on top of the Christmas tree Sebastian: oh. hah. forgot about that. Sebastian: bocchan, can you get down from there please before I get a ticket?

he was fined for wreckless driving