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Sebastian: Finnian, duck. Finnian: Quack!-- *BONK*

Quack!

“ dislocate my shoulder, put the jug in the new fresh muscle divot, and march into that house like a war hero decorated in Tide, Pepperidge Farm, and Newman’s Own “ I’M F**KING CRYING LOL

modern!Sebastian as Gayle from Chris Fleming’s GAYLE skits

Sebastian: So I got home from Whole Foods, and as you well know, I always make it in the house with my groceries in one trip. No exceptions. Well looking around at today’s load, I knew it was gonna be a little rough. For one, I was covered head to toe in car grease—

Agni: Why?

Sebastian: Well back at Whole Foods, I saw Claude Faustus with sixteen items in a twelve item express lane. I’m not gonna deal with that shit. So I go out to his Toyota Corolla and cut his brake lines. What would you have done?

Wolfram and Agni:

Sebastian: Anyway, looking at all that grease, I knew balancing the milk jug in my elbow, as per usual, wasn’t gonna happen today.

Wolfram: Well why didn’t you just take two trips?

Sebastian: The coward’s way out? I’d rather take a bullet. So, I realize I can do one of two things. One: throw that milk jug through my glass window, like I did last week, or two: dislocate my shoulder, put the jug in the new fresh muscle divot, and march into that house like a war hero decorated in Tide, Pepperidge Farm, and Newman’s Own

*inhale*

Ciel in Overalls

*exhale*

that is all

Me: Nah, I don’t really care for Grell.. Also Me: *sees a post with artwork of Grell* ASDFGHJKL 💖 

....oh gosh i’m alois aren’t i

help

If Kuro was set in the 21st century you know Alois would be using those glitter gel pens

Sebastian: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Finnian: Okay, but in my defense, Bardroy bet me 2 pences I couldn’t drink all that shampoo! Sebastian: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Bardroy: He did it too. Sebastian: Oh my gosh.. *sighs*

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Ciel Phantomhive please come to the front desk? Ciel, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: *points to Alois and Soma* Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Alois and Soma, simultaneously: We got lost :( Ciel: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Sebastian: If there's going to be a dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Bardroy: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself. Finnian: I can!

Sebastian: Where are you going? Ciel: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

When my “Check out these blogs” recommends someone that ships S*baciel

Luka: HEY WAIT NO--

Alois: You said you were too old for the book I was reading to you!

Concept : Alois is reading bedtime stories every night to Luka even when he tells him "I'm too old for this" he is just like "okay" and brings more complex books and poetry.

OKAY BUT THIS IS ADORABLE OMG

I BELIEVE IN ALOIS WITH CLAUDE’S GLASSES SUPREMACY

Daily BB #15 - Glasses!

This one was pretty fun to do. I haven’t finished digital stuff in a while so this was a nice lead back into it :>

it is very cute

..do it again

I had this cute Idea for a thing that ill take pictures at places i go to, so like at movie theater or a zoo and draw Tourist Plankton in them just for fun like hes traveling around, or someone can send me a picture they took and i can draw plankton in it like he traveled there too. 

I just thought it was cute

Ciel:

Sebastian talking about Ciel to some random person in line:

ONE MORE JUST ONE MORE

Ran: Ciel Phantomhive and Alois Trancy

Ran: Alois Trancy from Black Butler dressed as Riddle Rosehearts from Twisted Wonderland

Dall E Mini

Ran: Varian from Tangled The Series dressed as Ciel Phantomhive from Black Butler

crap I discovered DALL E Mini

Ran: Ciel Phantomhive being carried by Sebastian Michaelis from Black Butler

Reblogging, because I am doing the opposite of what Jack and Deuce are telling me to do. I am in-fact scrolling through my tumblr aimlessly, I am missing everything, I am not going to bed, getting some rest and having a productive day tomorrow. XD

track n field club to the rest of the first years group chat

based on this

Sebastian: I don’t believe in reblog posts..

Also Sebastian: aw cute kitty cat i need to reblog this

Reblog to protect yourselves against any curses

Ciel: S..shut up..

Sebastian: Oh, but I am complimenting you on your hard work. *still sarcastic*

Ciel: STOP BEING SARCASTIC AND GET ME THE ANTACID

Ciel probably got back home with a terrible tummy ache saying "too much... market.... research...." and Sebastian sarcastically said "Such a young Lord working so hard" while carrying a tons of half eaten pastries and candies.

Sebastian, referring to the three servants messing things up:

Old Spongebob Flash Games <3

🧽.🧽.🧽.🧽.🧽

This looks like a rug that Prince Soma would have!

💜🐅💖 Pink Hunter 💖🐅💜

tufted tapestry, 50x74cm, acrylic yarn, cotton/polyester blend backing

insta ♡ twitter ♡ shop ♡ prints & stickers ♡ commission me

[ID: A tufted rug featuring a large pink tiger ready to pounce. The background is lilac, with rocks and plants, the borders are decorated with geometric patterns. The following images show a close-up of the face and the rug from different angles. End ID]

THE MATRIX ONE GOT ME

I LOVE THAT ONE

PLEASE 

SOMEONE MAKE A FANFIC

MATRIX X BLACK BUTLER

Just In Case Anyone Was Having A Good Day

...I've just made it better 😊

Ciel: *on Children’s day* where the hell’s my happy children’s day, you damn demon dad-mom-grandparent--

Sebastian : *on Father's day*... 🥺 nothing to say young master ? (Ciel *sigh* : gnmhappy father's day sebastian...)

Sebastian : *on Mother's day* … 🥺 young master ?

Sebastian : *on Grandparent's day*... 🥺 ?

*SLAPS THE REBLOG BUTTON SO HARD*

happy belated fathers day djfjs I decided to doodle once more since the occasion arose

I had to edit put my script and put new script in cause jezez my cursive is so bad no one had to see that