I Have Decided To Never Go Out Again I Was At My Friend's House And I Got Lost Trying To Get There And

Walked into my mom in the hallway and I just

"Where did you come from??? ...where did you go? ....

Where did you come from, cotton-eyed joe?"

Hi so I have a friend and we call each other wife a lot and talk about people we think are pretty including each other and also also today I referred to her as "my friend who is a girl" and she replied "nuh uh I'm your girlfriend" how do I know if she likes me

Wife is crying because I told her I just want her to be happy with life regardless of whether that's married to me in the future, or if she marries a man and I must remain her friend for eternity as long as she's content. WHAT DO I DO???? I DONR WANT HER CRYING??? HELP???

Sometimes when I go to tesco they'll have gin next to this one drink (I don't remember what kind) but it says diablo on it and I really want to get a picture because it's everyone's favourite siblings in a different universe/hj

Why is he holding eyes and are they, perchance, blue?

He who holds the orb holds it

If/when I finally get around to buying cosplay I NEED to aquire a chuuya one not just because he's an awesome character (which, admittedly, is one of the reasons) but my farmer ahh has sheep and I fear it'd be quite the nice little thing to cosplay him and take a picture with my orphan lamb

In this world, nobody has your back. As i have discovered today, they shall not tell you things, despite having known each other your whole life.

(Nobody told me I was saying "narrating" wrong)

(I've been saying narra-rating and nobody corrected me)

I hasth purchased cookie dough approximately three nights ago, but, alas, I forgot to keep it refrigerated for I was suffering from an ailment (a cold) and it ended up on my desk for the three days. Unfortunately, it appears there's approximately half of a tube left, and I hate to waste such delicious food. That being said, is this alright to consume?

I shan't be taking constructive criticism unfortunately, my darling friend has already advised me against it, but, it is rather presumptions to assume someone such as I, whomst eats far more peculiar things, shall heed her warnings. With this in mind, I shall eventually conclude whether this was smart decision making, or, in fact, an error on my part.

Wife is crying because I told her I just want her to be happy with life regardless of whether that's married to me in the future, or if she marries a man and I must remain her friend for eternity as long as she's content. WHAT DO I DO???? I DONR WANT HER CRYING??? HELP???

Today I learnt I somehow haven't mentioned my own brother to somebody I've been friends with for over a year now oh my- I mean in my defense he's a lot older than me + lives far away so I haven't seen him in years, but, I just casually said "yeah I think my brother was in the military too" and she was stunned