loud speaker: hello welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you today?
andrew keegan-bolger: hi i’m andrew keegan-bolger and i play crutchie in newsies uhhh can i get a-
“Spot Conlon is short,” i say into the mic.
The crowd applauds. I begin to walk off proudly, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"I’m not short" I hear a from a voice I recognise as Spot conlons, I look around the crowd trying to find him, I can’t, he’s too short
Hi I did a thing
“How included do you feel in your chosen group of friends?”
“Les during King of New York.”
Jack: You just got Santa Fe’d, bitch!
Crutchie: I may be hurt, but I can run if I fucking want to.
Katherine: How the hell am I supposed to write this in a short amount of time and not disappoint?
Race: At what point does gambling become a problem?
Spot: You may be taller than I am, but I can easily beat you in a fight.
Davey: Do you ever get stressed out knowing that there’s so much information in your brain that isn’t relevant?
Pulitzer: I think we can both agree that I am, in fact, better than you.
crutchie: once that train makes--
refuge kid: ssSSSHHHHHHhhh
me:
tag yourself i’m tommy boy
so...how was your Five! Dollar! Friday!
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jack: if we disband the union
spot:
Headcanons?? What are those??? These things here are FACTS!!
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