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Aphmau: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Zane: I’m a knife.

Kawaii~Chan, from across the room: He’s a little spoon.

ya know how in MCD Kawaii~Chan can animate dolls? HC that in MS she repaints dolls

@ mutuals

Hey here are some small tips and tidbits from a bartender so y'all can write some realistic bartender aus!

believe it or not we drink on the job, it's rude to decline a drink offered to you by a customer

yes. I've gotten drunk on the job. yes it was cause I was bought a number of jagerbombs. no I didn't go home or fuck up.

'kiss the bartender' is a popular dare at small bars and private functions. whether it's on the cheek or on the lips is totally up to you

I have been offered people's number in a variety of ways. sometimes I've been handed a note, other times I've just been handed someone's phone on the 'add a new contact' page. girls are more direct, guys try the subtler approach of flirting until declined

Your average bartender doesn't always know cocktails. Especially if they're not on the menu.

Y'all cocktails are potent. If your character is downing ten long Island iced teas they're going to hospital

we live for tips. You could be the biggest cunt in the world but if tip me a fiver I'll put on a fake af smile and pretend you're a sound guy

speaking of. Young people tend to buy you drinks, older people tend to tip you.

There's a number of bar calls we use. 86 means we're out of stock. 68 means we're back in stock. More relevant for fic writers however: 700 means a hot customer, usually aimed at women but can be used for guys too. eg. 'lady in red. 700'

If someone asks what 700 means when asked. We lie through our teeth. We usually say it means you need serving or you look drunk.

That's all I can think of right now. But if you have any questions send me an ask! I've been a bartender for a while now, so I like to think I know my stuff.

OZAI CHALLENGED HIS 14 YEAR OLD SON TO A WHAT

@6o6

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Starting a Coven

We’ve got pillow forts.

Reblog to join.

No cult-members allowed.

Starting a Coven

We’ve got pillow forts.

Reblog to join.

No cult-members allowed.

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

HERE HE COMES!! THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!

You can come along. If you want to. I wouldn’t mind. 🌿

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Brendon’s reaction to hearing Jacksepticeye’s voice in Bendy and the Machine!

So happy to see Brendon stream games on Twitch, he’s becoming such a good streamer!

Even LGBT people are afraid to create LGBT rep half the time because you fucking goblins critique things with LGBT rep so harshly that the second it does something that you personally don’t like it gets treated even worse than the shows that have absolutely no rep in them.

Demonizing every show that is earnestly trying to provide the rep we’ve been lacking is NOT THE WAY TO GET BETTER REP

100k NOTES AND I’LL TAKE A NAP.

I SWEAR.

I’LL DO IT.

don’t test me.

Same

Me when I try to write literally anything-

My brain: New story idea!! Must write now!

Me: okay… what’s the plot..?

My brain: Hmm, plot? No, no, no, none of that here, my good friend, my good sir, my good ma’am, but may I offer you an overall general Vibe, an aesthetic if you will, a vague feeling to convey, a-

someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot 

my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??

bi / pan people!!!!!!!!!!!

going thru phone pics and found this thing that was tacked up next to the toaster at my old job, if anyone needs some light toast eating reading material

Okay, so, now that I’ve had time to calm down and think instead of just freaking out, I’d like to actually talk about what I liked in season two.

All of the sibling relationships. All of them. Soren and Claudia’s and Callem and Ezran’s relationship were just so impactful and made me so so emotional. But also Sarai and Amaya. While we didn’t see a lot of them together, I think we was obvious from what we did see just how much they cared for each other. Speaking of witch-

SARAI. She was everything I’d hoped she would be and more. God, I love her personality, her voice, and most of all her relationship with her family. She really cared about them and her people and it showed. She was amazing.

And AMAYA. MY WIFE. She’s such a badass, I love her so fucking much. I want her to step on me ugh- But really, her fight scenes were amazing.

The humor. While I will admit the comedy in the show is quite... corny, I’d say, I still love it so much. Like, that parrot is the funniest thing ever, don’t fight me on this.

All of the magic we got to see was so exciting for me. I love it a lot, and I loved getting to see more of it.

Aside from his relationship with Ezran, I loved Callum this season. I love Ezran too, of course, but Callum and scenes involving Callum are what really made me emotional. Plus, I really enjoyed getting to watch his struggle as he tried to learn who he was. It was pretty relatable to me personally.

I LOVE AARAVOS. He’s horrible, and I love him. His design is beautiful, his voice is beautiful, and he’s a genuinely compelling character. I can’t wait to learn more of his backstory.

And I loved Lujanne. She was not at all what I was expecting, but she was so endearing. She was a goofy, sweet, grandma who I enjoyed every minute of seeing.

I was not offended by the queer death, and I’m very happy about that. I was a little miffed at most, but I feel that they handled it pretty well.

The music and voice acting was great as always, absolutely no complaints there.

And last but not least, DRAGONS. I fucking love dragons man, I cannot wait to see even more of them.

I know this isn’t the best written and most in depth list of good things about the season, but I just had to share because I really really love this show so far. Thanks to everyone who actually read this far.

My thoughts on season two:

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That is all, thank you.

Also, hot take: As a queer person I’m not that mad about Aanya’s parents. A little miffed maybe, but I highly enjoyed season 2 regardless. I’m also not entirely sure if I’d consider it byg. Definitely wasn’t queer baiting, though. A little bit of expansion on this thought in the tags, though not much.

I FOUND A PICTURE OF JOHN MULANEY IN COLLEGE AND??????? I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS MAN DID COCAINE

I like how fanfiction culture decided to drop all pretense about self-insert oc characters hooking up with canon characters and just leaned into “character x reader” stories. These were just non-existent in my early FF days, we’re talking 15+ years ago, and they’re everywhere now. I appreciate it, chase your bliss dears

Just hearing about people thinking that tdp is going to do the trop even when the season is not even out yet and how they are going crazy and over analyzing that gives me anxiety about how people might not watch the show or enjoy the season because they’re over analyzing it scares me. I hope you get what I’m mean/saying.

I completely understand what you’re saying. Seeing that small spoiler definitely got everyone anxious since you what what did that not that long ago.

I just wish everyone could think of it like this: it’s a flashback right? A historical one? This could be about something dealing with a human kingdom.

Let me bring up one theory I’ve seen floating around-the flashback being Aanya’s parents (two moms? Dads?). Aanya is a young queen, so maybe this tells us how she got on the throne at such a young age.

Now the one thing I’m really glad for is the fact that the TDP writers didn’t tell us who it was. They didn’t go “this season you’re going to meet ____” and THEN we found out. They’re side characters, not main. I think that’s one reason why I’m not that concerned as I should be, we really haven’t met them yet.

Which I think is hypocritical of me because when I first got on and read the spoiler I went “oh yay, another v-slur move”. But then something happened. Aaron tweeted.

He didn’t wait after a couple of days to reason with some half-assed apology. He tweeted a few hours later to left us know that he is aware about how everyone is feeling. Then we had people who were at the panel speak up and say to not drop the show yet-they know something that we don’t and we should listen.

Just….please guys I know this bothers some but don’t give up just yet. We don’t even know what happens. Let’s wait until s2 drops to see, okay?

So I’m caught up on the new fresh Dragon Prince discourse, and I have to say I’m incredibly disappointed. Modern fandom just can’t handle anything that deviates from their ideal cookie-cutter, pure, perfectly safe and non problematic standard, can they?

Tdp has a centuries long war going on. People are gonna die in a war, and people have died in the previous season. I’m gonna say something controversial here but characters shouldn’t have immunity just for being lgbt+. It’s shitty when the only character that dies happens to be the gay one, yeah, but so far it’s not like that in tdp. Also, the crew never hyped any sort of representation or baited the fans in any way (unlike the voltron marketing team…).

At least wait until the season is out before jumping to conclusions, and remember that no matter what happens it’s just a show, it’s not worth the anxiety.