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Wait... yurios not gay?!??!

People thought Yurio was gay? Lmao

i mean yea it’s a pretty common thing lmao

AMERICAN SCHOOLS SUCK WITH THEIR BUDGETS

you all know the american high school au isayama’s got going, right?

the one at the end of every volume or whatever, with goth mikasa and jock reiner and whatnot?

so, hange’s a chemistry teacher in that au, therefore let me give you a list of things i swear they would totally do in that au for no particular reason whatsoever

doodle over students’ doodles when correcting homework/tests/etc

tell extremely bad but also extremely relevant puns

ex: “so we’re learning about moles today and i think you guys are really gonna dig it”

blow up a piece of glassware in a fume hood because they thought it would be fun to put pure lithium in water

set off the fire alarm at least once a year to the point where it becomes a running gag with the staff

go on strange tangents after lectures with armin or some other student while passing out homework

actually on that note they’d probably also use pop culture analogies that seem arbitrary at first but after a bit of explanation, make perfect sense

add a gag answer or two on their students’ finals

show the kids their favorite-and-still-somehow-very-relevant childhood movie on the last day of the semester

resell food that they have hidden in locked drawers during lunch because let’s be real here american schools suck with their budgets

have the entire periodic table memorized just to show off

(it’s not that hard to do)

they’d probably also have a challenge where they challenge their students to memorize and recite it too and whoever can do it wins mcdonald’s or something

explain the nuances of sex ed on a post-lecture tangent because they find out the biology classes are just that bad

be that one really cool and fun teacher that like half the students still don’t like because they’re apparently “obnoxious” or something

tumblr user, drinking a bottle of uncontaminated water in post apocalyptic america: i love this?? this is so pure omg

Watch this happen

Thousands of years from now when humans are extinct and dolphins are the dominant species they discover a mosquito in amber with perfectly preserved human DNA. Dolphin scientists are able to recreate humans and decide to make a giant theme park where dolphins come to see real live humans.

sTOP LIGHT POLLUTION NOW PLEASE

What would our skies look like if there were no light pollution?

Ew who the hell matches their socks get out

I should just get rid of all of my socks and get like 12 identical pairs so I don’t have to worry about finding the matching pair again

are you kidding wE NEED MORE YURIO

Characters I want more content of: -Milla -Sara -JJ -Makkachin -Literally everybody

Characters I am done with, no more content pelease: -YURI “YURIO” PLISETSKY

LMAOOO

A date outside the Walls: Ore Monogatari cross-over!

😊😊😊

YoiWeek2017 || Day 05: Stay Close to Me

↳Option B: Bonds/Friendship - Phichit + Yuuri

Just read that Gal Gadot got paid $300,000 for ‘Wonder Woman’. Henry Cavill got $14million for ’Man of Steel’. So yeah. 

They say we have bad spines from looking at our phones all the time but really we're looking down at all of the work you give us

YEA

Zahra LARI (UAE) Asian Winter Games 2017 SP | read her story here

I started this back in like April & then found it tonight, but it’s STILL IMPORTANT. Why actually try and figure out a character and how he talks if you can just have him swear and insult people, esp. his boyfriend? Much easier.

Remember that Screaming Eren meme?

You know, this one?

Yeah, well, this is him now.

Feel old yet?

Yes

Now I know. Only love can truly save the world. So I stay. I fight and I give. For the world I know can be. This is my mission now. Forever.

Wonder Woman (2017) dir. Patty Jenkins

AFFDHHCDTHH SO COOL

Out of This World Stackable Solar System Rings

Tel Aviv designer Inna Monastyrna has created a set of 9 stackable, handmade solar system rings from sterling silver and glass/stone beads. Since each item is completely handmade, each piece is unique. Featuring the Sun, Earth & Saturn, the interstellar collection will spark the interprets of any astronomy lover. 

Find the stackable solar system rings here!

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A guide to parenthood

Found on Pinterest.

Dafuq why do French people have to show of that they're smart like they have to do a whole math equation just to say the number like what I can barely do math in English

🎩 Chapeau bas to anyone learning French! TAG A FRIEND learning French. LIKE & REBLOG 

Computers learn in opposite order than humans. We first learned recognizing shapes, speaking, writing, then advanced math. Computers go from the other end.

One more reason the sun is super annoying but also really freaking cool

The sun sounds like obnoxious, deafening church bells. Sound doesn’t travel in the vacuum of space, but if it did, Earth would be constantly bombarded with a noise that’s 5 decibels louder than a train horn blaring right in front of you. Source Source 2 Source 3

Lmaooo😂😂

I-I’m sorry sir. I do my best sir.

Im legit in love with how short Levi is

part 3 TT

source :  Humanity’s Strongest Soldier - Levi Rivaille

Back story to baby carrots

When California farmer Mike Yorusek realized he was throwing away up to 400 tons of carrots a day because of their imperfections, he decided to shave down the ugly ones and sell them as snack-size nubs. They were so popular that people started developing miniature carrot strains, harvesters pulled their carrots immaturely so they would be smaller, and the industry was changed forever… and that’s where baby carrots come from. Source

Just because I hate the sun but it keeps us living so🤷‍♀️

Better late than never!

It’s totally solar month!

Time to start it off with a comic on our favorite starry friend, The Sun!

http://www.space.com/58-the-sun-formation-facts-and-characteristics.html

A couple of possible reasons why we havent succeeded in finding other forms of life in space.

"And then out of the corner of my eye I see a spaceship in the sky And hear a voice inside my head Follow me instead" -March to the Sea

What even

What even are birthdays??

Like?? Congrats on surviving another journey around the sun??

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN!!🎉🎉🎉