You Know How I Said Simon Loves Bugs? He Also Eats Them Sometimes. It’s An Impulse Thing. He Can’t

wip :0

Going insane because what do you meannnnn Ralph says he’s the leader and Jack steps forward but then he changes his mind because he likes the idea of leadership  more than the reality, he’s wants respect but not responsibility, he’s all happy to be chief until it means owning up to the consequences of his actions what do you MEANNNNN  

samneric in another universe

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

me when the lotf obsession get so bad i literally have to cling onto the book for dear life and just start pacing around my room to calm down so i don’t explode

THIS IS THE BEST RHING IVE EVER SEEN

roger is basically young gru from despicable me

i can 100% see roger saying “i vont to steel ze moon”

Roger