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i bet on losing dogs

I think people who consider aromanticism as "basically straight" underestimate how noticeable absence can be to those around you.

Whether you're a kid in school with classmates who won't take "no one" as an answer to who you have a crush on or an adult whose coworkers have picked up on the fact that you've never mentioned a romantic partner; after enough time, a lack or insufficient amount of romantic interest will raise the antennae of friends, family, coworkers, etc... They will notice and they will speculate and they will ask.

It is impossible to meet the societal bar for straightness through inaction.

If e!false has a million fans I am one of them. If e!false has ten fans I am one of them. If e!false has no fans, that means I am no more on the earth. If e!false turns out to be a evil murderous mastermind I will still support her. If the World is against e!false, I am against the World.

My dealer: Got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "PvP civilization" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: I think Tabi might be lying

My buddy Evbo standing in the gate: So get over with it, show me I mean nothing to you

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

adults: oh silly children with no responsibilities no real trauma no life experience no worries and yet oh so dramatic about nothing

also adults: oh thank fucking GOD i am not in school anymore, i had another nightmare i was THERE again, i woke up in a cold sweat bc i didn't study for my TEST-there's nothing not anything like the sweet relief of realizing that you actually don't have one and you won't have one in a very very long time, i still remember what the hallways smell like, i graduated years ago but i don't feel safe yet

All the winners bouquets together!

this is how the bad boys feels to me

dude stop the fucking car