adults: oh silly children with no responsibilities no real trauma no life experience no worries and yet oh so dramatic about nothing
also adults: oh thank fucking GOD i am not in school anymore, i had another nightmare i was THERE again, i woke up in a cold sweat bc i didn't study for my TEST-there's nothing not anything like the sweet relief of realizing that you actually don't have one and you won't have one in a very very long time, i still remember what the hallways smell like, i graduated years ago but i don't feel safe yet
All the winners bouquets together!
there should be a job called puzzle solver where you solve puzzles and get paid a living wage . i would be so good at it.
modern setting au where False and E!False arent intentionally being duplicitous its just they both go by the same nickname and look identical and through comedy-movie level misunderstandings all of their friends assume that there is one False who for some reason pays rent on two seperate apartments and works two different day jobs
i watched the first parkour civilization movie and its like. 2 hours of youtube shorts tied together. its so funny, they reestablish the plot like 200 times throughout the whole move. everyone's ego is beyond fragile and no one has ever heard of a 360 jump or a backwards jump somehow
i think its so funny that the empires people know what christmas is this season. they used to only have the rivendell winter festival but i guess christianity was introduced to the land after season 1
this is how the bad boys feels to me
everytime ao3 goes down for maintenance, i somehow forget that i was given warning literally days in advance and my brain immediately starts stressing about our modern day Library of Alexandria
get ready everyone
minecraft movie but it’s a ghibli-esque animated film about surviving in the wilderness with a healthy balance of legitimately tense monster sequences and relaxing building, farming, and mining. under no circumstances will it be longer than 90 minutes. steve will not be white
I love how Collector’s and Luz’s magic are the opposite of what you would have expected from protagonist and antagonist!
Collector’s is bright and colorful and Luz’s is dark and deep purple.
His sparkles are white and her sparkles are black!
And both have pinks and blues as secondary colors!