Me.

My crippling depression and loneliness

What’s up?

SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE HATERS

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

STOP

THE MAJESTIC WOOFER

I dressed up yesterday like this

but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.

Ahhhhh yeeeaahhhhh

The top two (2) powerful Avengers

Sometimes I wish I was a mermaid so that I can endlessly look up from under water at rays of Sun or Moon light cutting through the water like moving stained glass

WHY IS IT SO TRUE

You have an ATM that gives you the exact amount of money you need to survive for the day, how you spend it is your choice. Today you are given $70,000,000.

*SCREAMS* 

Books are weird. You just stare at paper with ink on it and it transports you anywhere.

Hrnnnbgaaahhh too cute

but the good news is: