Changbin: My Dick Is Like Life, Life Is Hard.

Jisung: Does it hurt?

Hyunjin: What? When i fall from heaven? Come on, han, you can do better than that..

Jisung: No.

Jisung: I mean, when you fall from the vending machine.

Hyunjin:

Jisung:

Jisung: Because you are a snack.

Changbin: If i die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you’re all invited.

Chan: “If.”

Seungmin: Great, the only party i’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.

Felix: Why do you hate me so much?

Minho: Because people think you are nice, you are humble, you say excuse me..

Minho: You look like little birds help you to dress up in the morning. People don't fear you.

Felix: Hey, I haven't been dressed by a bird since I was two.

Hyunjin: I think I found a way to make money.

Minho: You'd make a decent stripper.

Hyunjin: I'd make an AMAZING stripper, but that's not what I'm talking about.

Seungmin: If you like looking at butts so much, why don’t you look in the mirror?

Jisung: Thank god you finally said that. I saw you write it in a note pad three hours ago.

Seungmin: You’re pretty dumb.

Felix: Thanks.

Seungmin: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Felix: All i heard was “you’re pretty”. I am focusing on the positives in life.

[How To Annoy Seungmin 101]

Hyunjin: Carpe diem, seize the day.

Felix: Carpe noctem, seize the night.

Jisung: Carpe natem, seize the ass.

Seungmin: One more word and I'm going to carpe someone's neck. Try me.

Hyunjin, Felix and Jisung, whispering into Seungmin's ears: ᶜᵃʳᵖᵉ ᶜᵒˡˡᵘᵐ

[at breakfast]

Jisung: What if instead of milk in my cereal, i put in coffee?

Chan, walking past him: What if you don’t?

Chan: I’m sorry, Jeongin but i’m pretty busy right now.

Chan: Minho, why don’t you show Jeongin what a fax machine is?

Minho: Okay, imagine a letter had an unprotected sex with a phone-

Chan: Cool metaphore, still explicit. You can get out now.

Jisung: What do you mean "Jeongin can make everyone happy"?

Jisung: I mean, he is not pizza.