Felix: Why Do You Hate Me So Much?

[Seungmin, Minho and Chan trapped in a haunted house]

Seungmin: Why the ghost won't talk to us?

Minho: Maybe they are homophobic.

Chan: We are not gay, Minho.

Seungmin: We aren't?

Felix: I am 39 cheetos tall.

Chan: And why did you think you needed to measure your height in cheetos?

Felix: We were out of doritos.

[Felix, staring at the distance]

Changbin: Hey, what are you looking at?

Felix: Do you ever wonder that when you step on people's foot, they open their mouth like a trash can?

Changbin:

Changbin: *grabs a chair and joins Felix*

Minho: Alright Jeongin, listen up.

Minho: There’s three ways to do thing: the right way, the wrong way and the Minho way.

Jeongin: Isn’t that also a wrong way?

Minho: Yes, but it’s faster.

Chan: But like...it’s a lot.

Chan: Everything in my life is a hot mess right now.

Chan: I’m under so much pressure. I just can’t even.

Minho: Life is pain.

Minho: Anyone who says differently is selling something.

hyunjin, lying seductively on a bed: Why don't you come join me, hot stuff?

Seungmin: Hyunjin, please put your shirt back on. We are in Ikea and people are staring.

Jisung: The great thing about music is it, in fact, did not save your life.

Jisung: It gave you the strength and will power to save your own life by yourself.

Chan: My name is Chan.

Chan: But you can call me

Chan: *clumsily puts on sunglasses*

Chan: Anytime.

Chan: You mean Jisung is in trouble or Jisung is the trouble?

Changbin: I mean he’s either in trouble or he’s going to be one.