Felix: I am 39 cheetos tall.
Chan: And why did you think you needed to measure your height in cheetos?
Felix: We were out of doritos.
Minho: 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% don’t care.
Woojin: That’s 110%.
Minho: 20% don’t care.
Woojin: Should’ve seen that coming.
[at breakfast]
Jisung: What if instead of milk in my cereal, i put in coffee?
Chan, walking past him: What if you don’t?
Jisung: Hey, Woojin-hyung!
Woojin: Okay, what the hell? Chan just called and said that you abandoned him to get a classified information from his computer.
Woojin:-and licked a roll of antique stamps.
Felix: The stamps were on me. I was curious of how old glue taste like.
Felix: Answer: it taste like a horse lollipop.
Jisung: The great thing about music is it, in fact, did not save your life.
Jisung: It gave you the strength and will power to save your own life by yourself.
Changbin: What are you? Twelve?
Jisung: Yeah.
Jisung: On a scale from one to ten.
Changbin:
Jisung: My life is too much panic and not enough disco.
Hyunjin: My life is too much fall and not enough boy.
Seungmin: My life is too much chemical and not enough romance.
Felix: My life is too much imagination and not enough dragons.
00's line: *sighing in disappointment*
Jisung: The stress i get from the kpop industry has caused me to go into depression.
Seungmin: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling 'bummed out'?
Jisung: Seungmin, you ignorant slut.
Felix: All odd numbers have at least an 'e' in them.
Seungmin: Felix, it's 3 a.m.
Felix: t-h-r-E-E!
Seungmin: GO TO SLEEP
Felix: Why do you hate me so much?
Minho: Because people think you are nice, you are humble, you say excuse me..
Minho: You look like little birds help you to dress up in the morning. People don't fear you.
Felix: Hey, I haven't been dressed by a bird since I was two.
Chan: So! Do you want to talk about your feelings, Seungmin?
Seungmin: Pass.
Jisung: I do!
Chan: I know, Jisung.
Jisung: I'm sad.
Chan: I know, Jisung.