Me: I Can't Be Autistic!! I Don't Have Literal Thinking And I'm Great At Understanding Figurative Language

thank you lemon of snicket for permanently altering my writing style

bitch ass motherfucking piece of shit drone

god i hate writing for this stupid fucking fandom.

no one knows what the hell is going on. the timeline is all over the place. my favourite character (wet cat archaeologist with visions) gets taken into custody and we never see her again. Some Guy manages to stay young until like 2090. those Fuckass Drones break the laws of physics so hard I have to add magic into the worldbuilding so it doesn't all fall down

lord help me i'm about to start another rewrite of that magic school science fantasy story with unnecessary details (which contradict each other because my memory is so bad i projected it onto the MC and now the plot revolves around her having amnesia)

Started working on my Obsidian vault again and the AuDHD is taking over.

So today in "Batshit things happening during the Australian election" - the Liberal Party has dropped a rap diss track about the Prime Minister and shopping prices on Soundcloud, and for those wondering, yes it is the worst thing you will ever hear.

As if that wasn't weird enough on its own, there's plenty of accusations circulating that they made the song using AI, given the bizarre choice of using an American accent in the song, and it's been pointed out that the cover art is parodying a Drake album cover which isn't exactly someone you want to be aligning yourself with in a rap battle right now.

Shoutout to this quote from Channel 7's story when the song dropped:

i'm on my bed, lying on my front and kicking my feet with a big goofy grin on my face, one that would make outsiders think i'm at that age where i start thinking about Boys.

as you inch closer to my laptop, you realise i am reading the SCP Wikidot.

bing bop boom boom boom bop bam

(the type of shit i'm on you wouldn't understand)

/lyr

Name: InterstellarMedian

Gender + pronouns: questioning, she/they/any

Age: between Gen Z and Gen Alpha

Occupation: ghost producer. as in I produce ghosts. by murder, if this was not clear,

Interests: Project Hail Mary, reading and writing, psychology, outer space, worldbuilding, technology, terrariums and aquariums, music, Studio Ghibli

Boundaries:

Tags for reblog games are welcome!

Similarly, my asks are open if you want to get to know me a little better.

I don't take DMs unless we already know each other.

Anyone can interact as long as they're respectful, SFW (I'm a minor and request that 18+ / mDNI blogs follow their own boundaries) and try their best to keep an open mind ^^

That being said, I do ask that we keep controversy, politics and discourse to a minimum here. While I can have strong opinions, I tend to lose the ability to advocate for myself or articulate my thoughts in stressful situations (like online arguments.)

which One of you chewed on the Poob cable to alpha centauri

🗣️ 💙🩷 ‼️

NOW YOU SUCK

WE WANNA TALK ABOUT SEX BUT WERE NOT ALLOWED

WELL YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT BUT YOU BETTER LEARN HOW

CAUSE ITS YOUR TURN NOW

BOY YOURE WASTING YOUR TONGUE WITH LAME EXACUSES AND LIES

NOW WHATS ON YOUR NASTY OLD MIND

Update :3

ok i think we're out of the woods! most major plotholes have been resolved (at least partially.) i am putting the vampires back in their coffins for a later AU

(whiteknuckling the edges of my mechanical keyboard) I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not

the PHM brainrot has consumed me.

every time i see a large collection of books i will examine it to see if Project Hail Mary is there. when an article or something mentions Ryan Gosling i immediately check if the upcoming PHM movie adaptation is mentioned. i have recommended this book to anyone who will listen. rocky literally lives in my head rent free. he hates soda water because apparently it's just regular water but with bonus Pain