Ya’ll Are Freaky. I Searched Up The Professor Remus Lupin Tag And All I Found Was Professor Lupin X

… god I sound like an asshole right now, but something that always irks me is the fact that almost no one uses Lance’s canon family in fics!

Like he’s canonically the youngest of five children. He lives with his siblings, his parents, his grand parents, his sister-in-law and his niece and nephew.

His siblings and sister-in-law and niblings have names and stuff.

BATBUCKET 🪣 🦇

Never forget the batbucket.

I really wish that Dylan O’Brien is pulling an Andrew Garfield on this movie, but at the same time I don’t because like— good for him, living out his slut era in peace.

Episode three of Naruto when Sakura looks at Sasuke dead in the eyes and says “You know why [Naruto]’s so annoying? It’s because he wasn’t raised right. He doesn’t have a mother or father. No one to teach him right from wrong. Think about it, he just does whatever comes into his head.” And she goes on to say that if she acted like Naruto her parents would be upset. Like I get that she’s twelve, but to say that about an orphan to the face of another orphan is fucked.

Merlin: You’re back? What’s up?

Arthur, freaking out: I was literally just dead, Merlin.

Merlin: Death is a social construct.

I feel like people forget the fact that Johnny Cade was cannonicaly a bit of a sassy bastard.

AU where Wei Wuxian’s parents were on the same night-hunt that Wen Rohan used to sabotage Nie Mingjue and Nie Huaisang’s father when they died.

Black Family Dinner:

Regulus, forgetting incest exists: Mum, Dad, what side of the family do I take after?

Walburga: …

Orion: …

Kreacher: …

Sirius, loving to make everyone uncomfortable: I think you look like Aunt Walburga on Dad’s side.

Snape: *being a jerk to Harry*

Harry: who do you think you are? My dad?

Remus, out of nowhere: He wishes. That would mean he managed to marry your mother.

I believe in bottom Naruto supremacy.

After everything that man went through to get Sasuke back, he deserves to be a pillow princess.