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Uptown Girl by Billy Joel is the perfect JILY song EVER.

(in my humble opinion)

And we all know that our beautiful uptown girl is James Fleamont Potter. Lily Evans is his downtown guy.

No, see, because that was my thoughts exactly!!!

JayKyle AU where Kyle decides to go to university to get an art degree. He ends up meeting an obnoxious classic lit student in an art history class. That student? Jason Todd.

Cue obnoxious art kid vs. equally obnoxious classic lit kid. It would be academic rivals to lovers.

But in the background Kyle is still going around as Green Lantern taking care of whatever off missions the League needs help with since all the other Lanterns are off in space most of the time. And who does he meet? Red Hood. Kyle does not know that Red Hood and Jason are the same person— but now not only is he crushing on his nerdy bookworm study partner, but also the asshole that keeps shooting him with rubber bullets! And unknown to him, it’s the same guy!

This could take place in Gotham— obviously. Gotham has a university. But it would be so much funnier in my head if it takes place in UCLA.

I think it should take place in a SoCal university because that makes it so much funnier for some reason.

Jason and Damian at a Barnes and Noble during Christmas:

Damian, approaching a table labeled “Fifty Shades of Sleigh”: Oh, look! Christmas books!

People at the Barnes and Nobel Starbucks: *staring*

Jason, grabbing Damian’s hand: Oh my God, no.

Robin, in his dairy: Day 3, the cold is unbearable. For the first time in my life, I actually considered wearing pants. Desperate times indeed… :(

JayKyle AU where Kyle decides to go to university to get an art degree. He ends up meeting an obnoxious classic lit student in an art history class. That student? Jason Todd.

Cue obnoxious art kid vs. equally obnoxious classic lit kid. It would be academic rivals to lovers.

But in the background Kyle is still going around as Green Lantern taking care of whatever off missions the League needs help with since all the other Lanterns are off in space most of the time. And who does he meet? Red Hood. Kyle does not know that Red Hood and Jason are the same person— but now not only is he crushing on his nerdy bookworm study partner, but also the asshole that keeps shooting him with rubber bullets! And unknown to him, it’s the same guy!

This could take place in Gotham— obviously. Gotham has a university. But it would be so much funnier in my head if it takes place in UCLA.

I think it should take place in a SoCal university because that makes it so much funnier for some reason.

MDZS Nie Brothers HC that Nie Huaisang doesn’t really like kids. He’s never wanted kids for himself and so he certainly doesn’t like dealing with other people’s kids. People certainly don’t know that about him because he won’t openly tell anyone to keep kids away from him, but in his head he feels himself getting annoyed whenever kids are around him.

Nie Mingjue, on the other hand? He loves kids. It’s a crazy juxtaposition between the brothers since one would think that Nie Huaisang would like kids more than his grumpy brother, but no it’s the other way around. If Nie Mingjue weren’t so dedicated to his responsibilities he would have liked to spend more time looking for someone to settle down with and have a couple of kids.

I headcanon that Bruce and Jason like a lot of the same foods. Jason absolutely hates it.

AU where Wei Wuxian’s parents were on the same night-hunt that Wen Rohan used to sabotage Nie Mingjue and Nie Huaisang’s father when they died.

I saw this on dynamic on Twitter and I think its perfect for these guys:

AU where Wen Qing and Nie Mingjue were betrothed like Jiang Yanili and Jin Zixuan, but after Wen Rhoan basically kills Nie Mingjue’s father, the Nie elders— or whoever is incharge at that point before Nie Mingjue becomes clan leader— decide to end the engagement.

Childhood sweethearts to unwilling enemies :(( 💔

Do you ever wonder if Shen Yuan misses indoor plumbing?

Hen, announcing to the 118: Eddie is in love with Buck.

118: *gasp*

Buck: *gasp*

Eddie: *gasp*

Hen: Why are you surprised, Eddie? You already knew this.

Hen: We’ve never met Maddie and Buck’s parents, but judging from Maddie and Buck I think it’s safe to assume they’re— and this has nothing against Maddie and Buck, we love Maddie and Buck— monstrously stupid sewer people.

Buck, introducing his boyfriend to his best friend: Eddie, this is my boyfriend, Tommy.

Tommy: Hi!

Buck: Tommy, this is my best friend Eddie.

Eddie, who just found out his crush is into dudes and got friendzoned in the same conversation, internally dying: …

Eddie: Hi.

Season 3 Epsiode 15: EDDIE BEGINS

When Bobby chooses to send Chimney after Eddie in the hole and Buck says that he should be the one to go down there AND THEN HEN SAYS— and I quote, “We don’t need another cut line.”

OH MY GOD?

I find the idea of Dick just being so much older than the other batkids so funny. Like if he stops being Robin at sixteen or seventeen and Bruce brings in a nine or ten year old Jason and for a while thats their dynamic. College bro and fifth grade baby bro. Thats so funny to me. Or like Jason big and buff and scary and gives off twenty something vibes and Tim and Steph forget that he’s literally a little over a year older than both of them. Or arguments between Cass and Jay about who is older and Cass just claims herself as Big Sister for no reason other than because she wants too.

Just old Dick and Babs with siblings nearly a decade or more younger than them. I think thats funny.

I was watching trolls 3 and I realized Branch and his brothers all have duller colors then when they were younger. Which can’t really be said about the other pop trolls because we see baby poppy and little cooper and they’re both the same colors as babies and as adults. And for the other adult trolls, even the old ones like King Peppy, they’re all still really vibrant compared to Branch and his brothers.

Im really attached to the idea of both Remus and Sirius being ridiculously tall. Like they’re big bitches thats all. 6’2 or taller gays. Thats all.

Why do pretty much all Jason Todd artists ship jason x batfamily members???? 😭😭😭

Why does no one ever talk about the fact that Stephanie Brown is a vegetarian??? Like her and Damian bonding about being vegetarians and stuff. Imagine the possibilities.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again; the hyper feminization of Sirius Black feels gross no matter how pretty people make him.

And then when someone makes Remus feminized, people freak out.

It’s a gross double standard.

Alec: Like I said, we need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Izzy: Your what?

Alec: My friends.

Simon: Is he saying "friends"?

Clary: I think he's being sarcastic.

Jace: No, no, no. This is delirium. He's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Alec, all of your friends are in this room.

Alec: I have other friends. You asked me to make new friends. I made new friends. It was a task. I complete tasks.

Clary: That's so great. I can't wait to meet them.

Jace: Alec, you listened to me. I'm so proud of you.