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Black Family Dinner:

Regulus, forgetting incest exists: Mum, Dad, what side of the family do I take after?

Walburga: …

Orion: …

Kreacher: …

Sirius, loving to make everyone uncomfortable: I think you look like Aunt Walburga on Dad’s side.

Aziraphale: I have to get back before Crowley realizes I’m not in bed.

Crowely, waking up: … angel?

Crowley: ANGEL!

Do you ever see a batfamily artist that is just SO GOOD. Like the art is great, the mini comics are great. Its fun its beautiful its famil and then you get hit with sudden jaytim, dickjay, timdami, fuckin BRUJAY

And then you like cry because the art was so good but INCEST isn’t cute

Is it just me or is the girlification of Sirius Black getting to anyone else?

Sirius: Dad, am I ugly?

Monty Potter: Nonsense! I’m looking at you right now. You are the most beautiful boy in the world!

James, a second later: Baba, am I ugly?

Monty Potter: Yes, very much.

I believe in bottom Naruto supremacy.

After everything that man went through to get Sasuke back, he deserves to be a pillow princess.

Jason Todd is my babygirl.

We got Spy x Family for the straights, and then Buddy Daddies for the gays, now we need a lesbian version.

Tim, having depression hair, minding his own business:

Alfred: Master Timothy, I do suggest that you get a hair cut. Your depression hair is not, as you children say, a slay.

At this point my boy has a harem 🤣

@jaybirdstab saw you post a meme, turns out I made a tiktok to it but with Steph last august lmaoooo

It’s out of sync but fuck it.

Lol that’s so funny!! I’ve been rewatching New Girl and I thought it was too perfect 😂😂😂

@jaybirdstab saw you post a meme, turns out I made a tiktok to it but with Steph last august lmaoooo

It’s out of sync but fuck it.

Dick: You know that there is nothing you could say that we will get mad at.

Tim, panicking: Yeah, yeah. I know that.

Jason: there is very clearly some stuff you can say that we will get mad at. Don’t believe him. He’s a liar.

Damian: I get mad at you for even breathing. I don’t know what you expect.

Tim, inhaling deeply: You know how I broke up with Bernard so I could date Kon again?

Dick: Absoluetly. Yeah.

Jason, nodding: That was very hard for you.

Tim, nodding also: Yeah, that actually never happened.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: I’m still dating Bernard.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: I’m dating both of them and neither one of them knows it and I feel terrible about it.

Damian, absolutely cracking up.

Jason, staring blankly.

Dick: But Bernard is gone.

Tim, shaking his head.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: He’s not gone.

Jason, snickering with Damian. Both of them dying.

Dick: So you broke up with Kon—

Tim: I didn’t break up with either of them.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: You process this however you need to process this. If you want to keep talking it out—

Dick, grabbing Tim by the shoulders: Which one are you dating?

Tim: Both.

Jason and Damian rolling on the ground.

Dick, shaking Tim: Are you dating Kon?

Tim: I’m dating Kon.

Dick, still shaking Tim: Are you dating Bernard?

Tim: Yes.

Jason, wheezing: How do you do that?

Tim: They made me choose!

Dick: You have to choose!

Jason and Damian still choking.

Dick: You can’t have both men!

Tim: What was I supposed to do?

Dick: What, you think you can have a bunch of boyfriends?!

Jason and Damian wheezing: …

Tim: …

Dick: You get one boyfriend!

Tim, looking down at his shoes: …

Dick: That’s the way the world works!

Tim: Why!?

Dick, shaking his head: I don’t know.

Tim: I feel terrible about this. I don’t know what to do.

Dick: How could you do this to Kon?

Tim: I don’t know, I feel really badly about it!

Jason, slapping Damian’s back: In your little brain, how do you see this playing out?

Tim: I see it playing out badly.

Damian, wheezing again.

Tim: I see it playing out very, very badly. But you know what, I just… I want to thank you though. Just for being here for me.

Dick: No.

Tim: And for listening to me.

Dick: We’re not listening to you and we’re not here for you.

Tim, ignoring him: Because now we’re in this together.

Dick, pointing: We’re not in this together. And we’re not listening and we’re not being there, so stop telling us things!

Jason and Damian, still cracking up.

Dick, shaking his hands: What do you want me to do with this information!?

Tim: Well, it really helped me to tell you. You should tell somebody,

Dick: I can’t.

Tim: Get it off your chest,

Dick: I can’t.

Tim: You know what I mean?

Dick, crossing his arms: Who? Who would I tell?

Tim: Well, certainly not Bruce. Maybe Wally.

Dick: …

Tim: Don’t ever tell Bruce.

As a Mexican Remus Kinnie, I say that Remus is Mexican.

I think it’s neat.

I am also in love with Mexican Mary MacDonald. I think she’s neat too.

Metal: Uggggggghhhhhhhhh

Sarada: whats up, Metal?

Metal: my dad.

Sarada: it can't be that bad.

Metal: oh yeah? Is your dad kissing the Kazekage?

Sarada: no, my dad is kissing the Hokage.

Boruto: my dad is the Hokage.

Remus’s mum was a hippie. Prove me wrong.

My dumbass (who fluently speaks Spanish) has been pronouncing Tia Callida’s (from Heroes of Olympus) name wrong!

I’ve been saying “Call-i-da” instead of “Ca-lli-da” with the weird soft Spanish double “L”.

It’s Callida like Fallen or Fall.

Callida is literally “fall” in Spanish. And it just flew over my head.

Tim, introducing his boyfriend to his best friend: Kon, this is my boyfriend, Bernard.

Bernard: Hi!

Tim: Bernard, this is my best friend Kon.

Kon, who just found out his crush is into dudes and got friendzoned in the same conversation, internally dying: …

Kon: Hi.

You’re not wrong.

I’ve come to the conclusion that James and Lilly are Minato x Kushina but in the Harry Potter world

Lance is the type of guy that knows everyone.

He’s the type of guy to invite you to a restaurant and whisper that he gets a good deal here because he knows the owner’s friend’s cousin.

I feel like he has the same effect in space after a few months of getting to know aliens and stuff. He just randomly gets good deals at the space mall and Corans like 😮 “how?” And Lance is like, “we saved their friend’s relative’s friend on that one planet a while ago.”

The fact that I thought this was a batfamily comic and I was like “who the fuck is Michael?” And ten I realized it was a fnaf comic and I was like “who the fuck is Jason?” Before I realized it’s an actor Au.

name slip ups happen [fnaf actor au]

hate it when ppl portray sasuke as completely cold and not affectionate like uchihas love fiercely that is Fact why wouldn’t sasuke? he is defined by his love for his family that is his motivation he loves so strongly we see this throughout the entire manga and he shows the same kind of love to naruto as well so why do people love to make him be completely cold. he may not be overtly loving the way naruto for example is but he wouldn’t be downright dismissive of any affection shown to him by people he cares about arghhh let him be whipped and in love!! let him make gooey eyes at naruto!! let him!!!!!!!!

Episode three of Naruto when Sakura looks at Sasuke dead in the eyes and says “You know why [Naruto]’s so annoying? It’s because he wasn’t raised right. He doesn’t have a mother or father. No one to teach him right from wrong. Think about it, he just does whatever comes into his head.” And she goes on to say that if she acted like Naruto her parents would be upset. Like I get that she’s twelve, but to say that about an orphan to the face of another orphan is fucked.

Tim Drake being a SKATER BOY

I find this so funny. Like I can definitely imagine Tim skating int battle and decking some goon in the face with his board. Also, I think it would be so funny if Bernard were to find out Tim is Robin by the way he skates just like Tim found out Dick was the first Robin because of the way he could flip. Like Bernard and Tim go on dates to the skate park and one day Robin saves Bernard and does a skate board trick that Bernard has seen Tim do multiple times and he’s just like “OMG TIM!?”

And Tim’s embarrassed that he got found out the same way that Dick got found out by him, so he just tells that family that he told Bernard.

Merlin: You’re back? What’s up?

Arthur, freaking out: I was literally just dead, Merlin.

Merlin: Death is a social construct.

I totally want a de-aged Jason Todd fic where the batfam that didn’t know baby Jason meets him and absolutely falls in love with him and Bruce is an emotional mess along with Dick and Alfred because it’s baby Jason and they miss him but they know that baby Jason isn’t going to stay forever and they really want Jason back.

Personally, I like to think that Veronica McClain was in the same friend group as Shiro, Adam, and Matt. How cool would it be if they actually were?

Why do you consider sasuke loving?he seems cold to me

He...literally can't stop himself from loving? Literally his whole struggle is trying to force himself to stop loving Naruto so he doesn't have to kill him for power and to prove that he doesn't need him, but he can't. Literally cannot stop himself. Sasuke's story is defined by his love. His love for his clan, for Naruto, for his brother. I'm...

I'm sorry anon I'm just floored by this ask. I can't list all the ways Sasuke is a loving person and is defined by love.

Edward Elric should have stayed a short king.

James Potter is the type of person who desperately needs glasses but he never wears them. He has them, but they’re always hanging from his collar or stuffed in his pocket and those things are dusty as hell and smudged like no tomorrow. He’s the type of person to sit in class and squint at the board until someone (Remus, Sirius, or Peter) smacks his shoulder and goes “glasses”. And he’ll be like “oh yeah!” And pull it the nastiest glasses you’ve ever seen, give them a quick scrub down with his shirt and put them on and proceed to ace the class.

Lily has cleaned his glasses before, but James somehow always gets them back to their dusty ass condition within a day or two.

Lance’s VA can sing. Therefore Lance can sing.