You’re Not Wrong.

JAY’S MARAUDERS ERA HEADCANONS PT 1:

James Potter & Remus Lupin

James and Remus = Pan/Bi solidarity

James definitely learned everything he knows about muggles from Remus. (Remus definitely told him some made-up shit to like: “muggles will always tip their hats, even if they aren’t wearing any, but only if they like you” and James gets sad the first few times he meets muggles because they never tip their hats at him.)

While James and Sirius are like brothers, James and Remus aren’t— they’re those type of best friends that flirt with each other constantly and they’re like: “By the time we’re thirty, if we haven’t gotten with Lily/Sirius, let’s get married.”

They make the dirtiest jokes.

Remus says he doesn’t like quidditch, but he just says it because then James gets really excited for the next game so he can prove to Remus that quidditch is an amazing sport.

They never fight. Like ever. Like they argue about stuff— “Trolls are cooler!” “No, Goblins are way cooler!”— but they never have real fights in which they’re both upset.

When Jily and Wolfstar both start dating James and Remus still flirt and hold hands and stuff and Lily and Sirius are like: “Our boyfriend are boyfriends.”

The only real fight they ever had was Remus calling himself a monster and other bad things after ‘The Prank’ and James was pissed at him for thinking of himself in that way.

James and Remus were each other’s first kiss.

When ever James practices asking Lily out, it’s always on Remus and he’ll grab something red, like a sweater or a pillowcase and put it on his hair to look like Lily. It’s a whole show with voices and everything.

What is this Lily Potter erasure???

I don’t care how nerdy or weird Stiles was in season one— how did no one openly have a crush on him!?

I’ve met a lot of weird-ass pretty mf in my life time. Literally all of them had bitches.

I like the fact that Percy Jackson made me think of Chiron as one of those sweater vest wearing English teachers, but then Song of Achilles made think of him as a buff dude and now I think of him as the very rare buff sweater vest wearing English teacher.

So, uh, Derek’s a DILF now???????

You know that whole thing about how before James and Lily died Lily had convinced James to make Snape The Godfather of their second kid??

Yeah??

Well, I hate that. Fuck that. Remus was gonna be The Godfather of their second kid. Fuck Snape and his greasy hair.

BATBUCKET 🪣 🦇

Never forget the batbucket.

He would have been such a dad(tm)

Minato's first hold of his son.

… will solace is a good singer.

Life As We Know It (Wolfstar AU)