No, See, Because That Was My Thoughts Exactly!!!

Remus’s mum was a hippie. Prove me wrong.

James Potter is the type of person who desperately needs glasses but he never wears them. He has them, but they’re always hanging from his collar or stuffed in his pocket and those things are dusty as hell and smudged like no tomorrow. He’s the type of person to sit in class and squint at the board until someone (Remus, Sirius, or Peter) smacks his shoulder and goes “glasses”. And he’ll be like “oh yeah!” And pull it the nastiest glasses you’ve ever seen, give them a quick scrub down with his shirt and put them on and proceed to ace the class.

Lily has cleaned his glasses before, but James somehow always gets them back to their dusty ass condition within a day or two.

I feel like people forget the fact that Johnny Cade was cannonicaly a bit of a sassy bastard.

Why does no one ever talk about the fact that Stephanie Brown is a vegetarian??? Like her and Damian bonding about being vegetarians and stuff. Imagine the possibilities.

Jason and Damian at a Barnes and Noble during Christmas:

Damian, approaching a table labeled “Fifty Shades of Sleigh”: Oh, look! Christmas books!

People at the Barnes and Nobel Starbucks: *staring*

Jason, grabbing Damian’s hand: Oh my God, no.

Dick: You know that there is nothing you could say that we will get mad at.

Tim, panicking: Yeah, yeah. I know that.

Jason: there is very clearly some stuff you can say that we will get mad at. Don’t believe him. He’s a liar.

Damian: I get mad at you for even breathing. I don’t know what you expect.

Tim, inhaling deeply: You know how I broke up with Bernard so I could date Kon again?

Dick: Absoluetly. Yeah.

Jason, nodding: That was very hard for you.

Tim, nodding also: Yeah, that actually never happened.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: I’m still dating Bernard.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: I’m dating both of them and neither one of them knows it and I feel terrible about it.

Damian, absolutely cracking up.

Jason, staring blankly.

Dick: But Bernard is gone.

Tim, shaking his head.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: He’s not gone.

Jason, snickering with Damian. Both of them dying.

Dick: So you broke up with Kon—

Tim: I didn’t break up with either of them.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: You process this however you need to process this. If you want to keep talking it out—

Dick, grabbing Tim by the shoulders: Which one are you dating?

Tim: Both.

Jason and Damian rolling on the ground.

Dick, shaking Tim: Are you dating Kon?

Tim: I’m dating Kon.

Dick, still shaking Tim: Are you dating Bernard?

Tim: Yes.

Jason, wheezing: How do you do that?

Tim: They made me choose!

Dick: You have to choose!

Jason and Damian still choking.

Dick: You can’t have both men!

Tim: What was I supposed to do?

Dick: What, you think you can have a bunch of boyfriends?!

Jason and Damian wheezing: …

Tim: …

Dick: You get one boyfriend!

Tim, looking down at his shoes: …

Dick: That’s the way the world works!

Tim: Why!?

Dick, shaking his head: I don’t know.

Tim: I feel terrible about this. I don’t know what to do.

Dick: How could you do this to Kon?

Tim: I don’t know, I feel really badly about it!

Jason, slapping Damian’s back: In your little brain, how do you see this playing out?

Tim: I see it playing out badly.

Damian, wheezing again.

Tim: I see it playing out very, very badly. But you know what, I just… I want to thank you though. Just for being here for me.

Dick: No.

Tim: And for listening to me.

Dick: We’re not listening to you and we’re not here for you.

Tim, ignoring him: Because now we’re in this together.

Dick, pointing: We’re not in this together. And we’re not listening and we’re not being there, so stop telling us things!

Jason and Damian, still cracking up.

Dick, shaking his hands: What do you want me to do with this information!?

Tim: Well, it really helped me to tell you. You should tell somebody,

Dick: I can’t.

Tim: Get it off your chest,

Dick: I can’t.

Tim: You know what I mean?

Dick, crossing his arms: Who? Who would I tell?

Tim: Well, certainly not Bruce. Maybe Wally.

Dick: …

Tim: Don’t ever tell Bruce.

I feel like not enough people ship spideytorch…

Tim, introducing his boyfriend to his best friend: Kon, this is my boyfriend, Bernard.

Bernard: Hi!

Tim: Bernard, this is my best friend Kon.

Kon, who just found out his crush is into dudes and got friendzoned in the same conversation, internally dying: …

Kon: Hi.

hate it when ppl portray sasuke as completely cold and not affectionate like uchihas love fiercely that is Fact why wouldn’t sasuke? he is defined by his love for his family that is his motivation he loves so strongly we see this throughout the entire manga and he shows the same kind of love to naruto as well so why do people love to make him be completely cold. he may not be overtly loving the way naruto for example is but he wouldn’t be downright dismissive of any affection shown to him by people he cares about arghhh let him be whipped and in love!! let him make gooey eyes at naruto!! let him!!!!!!!!

Johnny: [sees a ladybug]

Johnny: [tips hat] ma'am