Jaybirdstab - Let’s Blow Off Some Steam

Jason Todd is my babygirl.

Life As We Know It (Wolfstar AU)

I saw this on dynamic on Twitter and I think its perfect for these guys:

Can I head canon my favorite characters (that aren’t already POC) as Hispanic/Latinx in peace, please?

I just want someone who comes from the same background as me.

(And to those people who are all like “You can’t head canon this character as Hispanic/Latino because they’ve done bad stuff and you’re giving into stereotypes” fuck off, please. Most of those people are freaking white and shit. Like they’re head canons for a reason. Most people who head canon racially ambiguous characters as a certain race/ethnicity is because they want a character from backgrounds like them and people shitting on that sucks.)

Idk… I’m tired, so this might sound jumbled up.

Tim, having depression hair, minding his own business:

Alfred: Master Timothy, I do suggest that you get a hair cut. Your depression hair is not, as you children say, a slay.

#letRemusLupinbeasugarbaby2022

I'm actually pretty over the concept of Remus feeling "guilty" when he takes money or support from James or Sirius. Or him being too proud to accept help and "wanting" to work. Especially watching him struggle with poverty or unstable housing as a result...like no he's using their money. James is his sugar daddy and it's great.

Remus is a chronically ill, disabled, queer, anticapitalist. If he's got rich friends, he's taking their money, no questions asked. Literally that's what money is for. He's out here helping other werewolves find good sugar daddies honestly. Remus deserves not to work a single day in his entire life. He deserves a comfortable, easy life where his only concern is staying as rested and healthy as he can, cause that's hard enough.

We got Spy x Family for the straights, and then Buddy Daddies for the gays, now we need a lesbian version.

James Potter is the type of person who desperately needs glasses but he never wears them. He has them, but they’re always hanging from his collar or stuffed in his pocket and those things are dusty as hell and smudged like no tomorrow. He’s the type of person to sit in class and squint at the board until someone (Remus, Sirius, or Peter) smacks his shoulder and goes “glasses”. And he’ll be like “oh yeah!” And pull it the nastiest glasses you’ve ever seen, give them a quick scrub down with his shirt and put them on and proceed to ace the class.

Lily has cleaned his glasses before, but James somehow always gets them back to their dusty ass condition within a day or two.

Imagine in the solangelo book, Nico and Will in the underworld running into Lee and Michael.

Ya’ll are freaky. I searched up the Professor Remus Lupin tag and all I found was Professor Lupin x reader smut. I just wanted the funny stuff of Remus and Snape being passively aggressively mean to each other 😭😭😭