I Saw This On Dynamic On Twitter And I Think Its Perfect For These Guys:

Tim, introducing his boyfriend to his best friend: Kon, this is my boyfriend, Bernard.

Bernard: Hi!

Tim: Bernard, this is my best friend Kon.

Kon, who just found out his crush is into dudes and got friendzoned in the same conversation, internally dying: …

Kon: Hi.

Hot Take that’s not actually a Hot Take:

Sirius and James had that type of friendship where everything they say either starts or ends with ‘bro’.

James and Remus had that type of friendship where they like graphically flirt with each other and nobody can tell wether they’re together or not.

Tim Drake being a SKATER BOY

I find this so funny. Like I can definitely imagine Tim skating int battle and decking some goon in the face with his board. Also, I think it would be so funny if Bernard were to find out Tim is Robin by the way he skates just like Tim found out Dick was the first Robin because of the way he could flip. Like Bernard and Tim go on dates to the skate park and one day Robin saves Bernard and does a skate board trick that Bernard has seen Tim do multiple times and he’s just like “OMG TIM!?”

And Tim’s embarrassed that he got found out the same way that Dick got found out by him, so he just tells that family that he told Bernard.

Lance’s VA can sing. Therefore Lance can sing.

JAY’S MARAUDERS ERA HEADCANONS PT 1:

James Potter & Remus Lupin

James and Remus = Pan/Bi solidarity

James definitely learned everything he knows about muggles from Remus. (Remus definitely told him some made-up shit to like: “muggles will always tip their hats, even if they aren’t wearing any, but only if they like you” and James gets sad the first few times he meets muggles because they never tip their hats at him.)

While James and Sirius are like brothers, James and Remus aren’t— they’re those type of best friends that flirt with each other constantly and they’re like: “By the time we’re thirty, if we haven’t gotten with Lily/Sirius, let’s get married.”

They make the dirtiest jokes.

Remus says he doesn’t like quidditch, but he just says it because then James gets really excited for the next game so he can prove to Remus that quidditch is an amazing sport.

They never fight. Like ever. Like they argue about stuff— “Trolls are cooler!” “No, Goblins are way cooler!”— but they never have real fights in which they’re both upset.

When Jily and Wolfstar both start dating James and Remus still flirt and hold hands and stuff and Lily and Sirius are like: “Our boyfriend are boyfriends.”

The only real fight they ever had was Remus calling himself a monster and other bad things after ‘The Prank’ and James was pissed at him for thinking of himself in that way.

James and Remus were each other’s first kiss.

When ever James practices asking Lily out, it’s always on Remus and he’ll grab something red, like a sweater or a pillowcase and put it on his hair to look like Lily. It’s a whole show with voices and everything.

Yes, he is.

Sirius Black is tall

You know what’s cringe?

People who don’t know what bilingual people speak like. Cuz like I speak English and Spanish and you know “Spanglish” is super fun. (I mostly see this in fanfics).

But I never go: Yeah and I was at la playa, you know— sorry I speak Spanish and I mix up words! Silly silly me, no se hablar English!

It’s more like: Y estaba en la playa when my mom called me and she was yelling at me and I didn’t even know what I did! I was like ‘Mami, Que hice? Why are you yelling!?’ (More or less something I told my friend a couple of weeks ago)

Then theres the whole “character forgets a word because they’re thinking in Spanish!”

“No, no, the flecha! You know, the thingy that lights up! Like— ugh, what’s it called? Its like— its a flecha! I can’t think of the English word!” (Arrow, its a light up arrow)

Its so awkward to read those.

Idk but being bilingual isn’t just adding a random non-English word into a an English sentence.

Or like having characters just go: “you’re my hermano/hermana, man!”

Or (the very cringe) “come on foo!” // “ese!” // “vato!” // or literally any other word associated with cholos or Chicano gangs.

Like pet names I get. I understand those. I used to call my ex “mi amor” “corazón de melon” “Bebe” “lindó” “guapo” and nothing else in Spanish. Those are understandable cuz those are pet names.

Make Spanglish sound real! (hmu if you want someone to look over your Spanish, specifically)

Merlin: You’re back? What’s up?

Arthur, freaking out: I was literally just dead, Merlin.

Merlin: Death is a social construct.

My dumbass (who fluently speaks Spanish) has been pronouncing Tia Callida’s (from Heroes of Olympus) name wrong!

I’ve been saying “Call-i-da” instead of “Ca-lli-da” with the weird soft Spanish double “L”.

It’s Callida like Fallen or Fall.

Callida is literally “fall” in Spanish. And it just flew over my head.

We got Spy x Family for the straights, and then Buddy Daddies for the gays, now we need a lesbian version.