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Theo (from Teen Wolf) x Jack (from Supernatural) goes hard as a ship.

Sirius: glasses are so unattractive

James: damn bitch I'm just trying to see

James Potter is the type of person who desperately needs glasses but he never wears them. He has them, but they’re always hanging from his collar or stuffed in his pocket and those things are dusty as hell and smudged like no tomorrow. He’s the type of person to sit in class and squint at the board until someone (Remus, Sirius, or Peter) smacks his shoulder and goes “glasses”. And he’ll be like “oh yeah!” And pull it the nastiest glasses you’ve ever seen, give them a quick scrub down with his shirt and put them on and proceed to ace the class.

Lily has cleaned his glasses before, but James somehow always gets them back to their dusty ass condition within a day or two.

I feel like not enough people ship spideytorch…

I literally CHOKED— oh my god

Everyone saying

"What if Will and Nico see Jason in the new book??"

Mf'er what if they see Lee or Micheal???

My dumbass (who fluently speaks Spanish) has been pronouncing Tia Callida’s (from Heroes of Olympus) name wrong!

I’ve been saying “Call-i-da” instead of “Ca-lli-da” with the weird soft Spanish double “L”.

It’s Callida like Fallen or Fall.

Callida is literally “fall” in Spanish. And it just flew over my head.

Remus and Sirius were young in Prisoner of Azkaban.

Uptown Girl by Billy Joel is the perfect JILY song EVER.

(in my humble opinion)

And we all know that our beautiful uptown girl is James Fleamont Potter. Lily Evans is his downtown guy.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Broke: Remus and James dated

Woke: They both had crushes on each other but they were just crushes that went nowhere

Bespoke: Remus and James fake dated and everyone thought that they were an amazing couple and were sad when they broke up

Can I head canon my favorite characters (that aren’t already POC) as Hispanic/Latinx in peace, please?

I just want someone who comes from the same background as me.

(And to those people who are all like “You can’t head canon this character as Hispanic/Latino because they’ve done bad stuff and you’re giving into stereotypes” fuck off, please. Most of those people are freaking white and shit. Like they’re head canons for a reason. Most people who head canon racially ambiguous characters as a certain race/ethnicity is because they want a character from backgrounds like them and people shitting on that sucks.)

Idk… I’m tired, so this might sound jumbled up.